Ryan Flaherty

I'm not a social drinker, I'm a drinker who is sometimes social.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Robert Bork III @BobbyBorkIII]

You need to be Jeb!-maxxing. You need to be posting more Jeb! memes. You need to share the Jeb! electoral college pic whenever a state declares tomorrow. Jeb! memes are always funny.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

They will never be Him

[Hunter Miller @MillerHHunter]

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

[TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES @Tormny_Pickeals]

fuck traffic calming. let's put these yellow bollards everywhere & just fuck up the trucks. absolutely obliterate some Escalades. its time for small car supremacy. i want to see our streets littered with the corpses of 6000+ lb vehicles on yellow pikes

[Good Fundies Brian @GoodFundies]

November: Mets stink
December: Mets stink
January: Mets stink
February: Mets stink
March: Mets stink
One hour before Opening Day: I think this might be our year!

#LFGM

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Roller skates in front of 100 million people is brass balls

[Tom Byerトム•バイヤー @tomsan106]

Iceland figured it out when they dropped their Elite programs at Grassroots level and just focused on developing “ALL Players.” The concept of Elite Coaching is so overrated and most of the time the “Elite Coaches” are not “Elite Coaches.” There are very few truly “Elite Coaches.” They are extremely rare to find.

[Tommy Fleetwood @TommyFleetwood1]

After coming off disappointed it’s pretty cool to be the first human ever to shoot two 63s on a Sunday at a US Open!!!

[🌲stray north🌲 @north_stray]

DUNK ON THESE HOES PEPI TRES A CERO 🚂🚂🚂🚂

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

Brother why you whippin out the lasers you are THREE NIL DOWN 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Phil Hughes @PJHughes45]

Why is everyone calling sliders sweepers now?

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Clubhouse leader. #themasters

[Skye Eddy @SkyeEddy]

DEAR YOUTH GOALKEEPERS: These are our USMNT goalkeepers training on pristine grass fields in perfect, hot weather. They protect their body with gear because their body is their most important asset. Please don’t train in shorts and t-shirts - take care of your body!

[United Soccer America @reformussoccer]

MLS has killed the Rochester Rhinos. The last non-MLS winner of the @OpenCup in 1999. That takes my unofficial count to 166 professional teams killed in the United States since MLS' 1992 founding. https://t.co/zyOnjSlU1e

[Nick @nickkaps84]

Congratulations @LIRR on the complete embarrassment that took place for 95% of commuters today. Reevaluate immediately because this is not gonna work, especially having trains only be 8-10 cars long. Don’t wait 3-6 months. Fix it now. #lirr #fail

[Between The Posts @BetweenThePosts]

D Y C H E B A L L #EFC

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

Mike Farrell and I today toasting the 50th anniversary of the show that changed our lives - and our brilliant pals who made it what it was. MASH was a great gift to us.