Ryan Heatly

38 years old. Dad. GM. London. Aberdeen and Tottenham. Bartender of the year @petercrouchpod . Marathon runner.

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@iforgotthefall Doom scrolling at work came up clutch today. Otherwise I would have missed these completely.

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I haven’t been this excited since 1998.

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@pokeefe1 @_WestHamReport Probably one of the worst defenders I’ve seen in recent history. Great with set pieces obviously, but being rangers penalty taker covers up a lot of his flaws.

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Plans for the Stewart Milne tribute have been leaked.

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@Luke3045

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@SPFLWatch Not a fan of the party of Stephen, but bloody hell, let the football fan enjoy the football 🤣

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@Anthoulla1 @whatfamm Never forgotten.

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@keeza1903 Looks like a mix zone or hospitality zone so probably pretty muted. Probably surrounded by day trippers wanting one team to win a wee bit more than the other. However, point stands, this is void of any real passion.

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How can ITV make such great tv, but have such a terrible online player system??

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Burnt my throat on a roast potato yesterday. I’ve broken bones and been divorced yet this is probably the worst pain I’ve experienced.

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@Billie_T He’s probably the most handsome man in football after Pep.

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@Flav_Bateman Stronger wrists that Ricky’s mum.

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@Billie_T @geofftheyido He’s club captain next season, without a doubt. Deserves it too.

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@SebSB Love you Seb. COYS.

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@Flav_Bateman I fucking love you and everyone at TFC. COYFUCKINSPURS

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@TheOnlyRobmdk @GoonerTaIk First one in 20 years and it happens to be the title win that nobody cares about.

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Have to laugh at the BBC. Spurs staying up just doesn’t fit their narrative and they’ve barely touched the game since full time. Sorry folks!

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9 minutes 🤣

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@gamray What will be, will be.

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4pm.