Ryan Horwood

Follow me on INSTAGRAM @comedianryanhorwood Actor/Comedian @YukYuks

[Ryan Horwood @RyanHorwood]

Just like #Tinder , the only thing I've caught on #PokemonGO is Krabbys.

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@liljenners You’re so beautiful. ✌️❤️

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The amount of child like hate on this post is embarrassing. If you’re a knuckle dragging, mouth breather like the hundreds that made a point to make jokes.. you should die in a house fire. Your hatred is your hand up saying “I’m also a stupid waste of space.”.

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@TheoVon Hahahaha you kill me Sir. 👏👏👏

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@MattWalshBlog This is a WEIRD way to ask @chelseahandler out. It’s not primary school Matty. You don’t have to pick on your crushes. Even with your million plus followers and charming personality, I stand a better chance. 😉

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@DougBenson Is this regarding Henry? Or no?

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@MattWalshBlog It’s the Owners. Jail the Hillbilly/Dumb as shit Owners. Too many of the dumbest Bastards out there buy Pitbulls. It’s not the dog’s fault.

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@bertkreischer A Canadian #Legend , @mikewilmot1 . Your fans would LOVE HIM, you’d love him. Canada would love some light. You slay #FatSticks , here’s hoping. ✌️❤️🍁

[Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_]

Tim Steeves was not just one of the funniest comics ever to set foot on stage but also off it. He was so much fun to hang with backstage and when he was on the bill you watched. He had it all. If Canada had a star system he’d have been one. RIP you beautiful man.

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@bertkreischer @tomsegura please consider J.J and Captain Chaos as Team costumes. I’ll let you both decide who’s who. 😉 #WeknowWhosWho #FatSticksOfChaos #Gumball3000

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“God SAVE the Queen.” has now changed to the more appropriate
“God, let the Queen know we said “sup”.”
#RIPQueen

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@RogersHelps @Rogers Hurry up you Nerds.
“Hello.. hello, anyone home? Think McFly.” Biff

[Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin]

Hey babe where r we at w this? Lmk

[Ryan Horwood @RyanHorwood]

I hope I run into this kid. If YOU know who he is.. tell on him. He’s not worth the waste of oxygen.

[🇨🇦 Tom Crinstam 🇨🇦 @TomCrinstam]

@CarymaRules That's horrible. I know you can and likely have done this already, but maybe this will help someone online ID them.

[Randomaniac @krbcan]

@CarymaRules He will get identified if his picture is out there enough in social media. You ever seen him before?

[Bobby Mair @BobbyMair]

Help me see my daughter again @sohotheatre

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

FUCK YOU, JEAN.
Also, it’s et-cetera not ex-etera you ignorant twat.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Fucking snowflakes

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@DisneyPlusCA Almost cancelled my subscription. What a trash factory that entire family is. If TV was Mayonnaise.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

A GI Jane joke???

[Ryan Horwood @RyanHorwood]

Ahhh, a lover of all things Pot. This is huge.✌️

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

This vase I made is fucking humongous.