Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
Officially done with college after I do a presentation tomorrow morning. Soon I’ll be starting my first big boy job down in Fort Lauderdale can I get a HELL YEAH
To all my friends on here who are into stock trading/investing:
Sell everything right now. There is a bubble and I’m confident that it is going to pop. Many politicians (who’s trades are public) have been selling off most, if not, all of their portfolios.
Sell now buy back low.
My predictions for CFP and the Georgia FSU game:
Michigan squeaks by bama. Could see the tide winning but sticking with the Maize and Blue. Texas/Wash will be a shootout but Horns got it.
FSU gets DESTROYED by Georgia. I’m talking like 6 TD’s. We’ll see why they aren’t in.
Being in a healthy relationship really taught me there's no such thing as 'that's just the way I am'. When you truly love someone you work on those toxic traits, you learn to communicate, you actively listen to each others thoughts & feelings – you adjust, grow & heal together.
This is also my time to say that Brock Purdy should not be an MVP candidate. That offense could make Jamarcus Russell look good. Give it to Tyreek Hill.
Got a new hatred for the 49ers organization today. At the bar I work at one of these guys had the nerve to yack in the bathroom sink and I had to clean it up. Learn to hold your booze losers #49ers
My predictions for CFP and the Georgia FSU game:
Michigan squeaks by bama. Could see the tide winning but sticking with the Maize and Blue. Texas/Wash will be a shootout but Horns got it.
FSU gets DESTROYED by Georgia. I’m talking like 6 TD’s. We’ll see why they aren’t in.
Unless you’re listening to a lesser known artist and you’re trying to put people on, you should not be posting your Spotify wrapped. Saw too many people posting stuff with Drake and Youngboy like wowww you’re so unique