Day in the life of a Gay Man:
- Wake up
- Iced Coffee
- Work (bonus points if it’s a gay job)
- Expensive takeaway lunch
- Yearn
- IG story that is subtle a cry for help
- Gym
- Ignore text messages
- Text men in another city
- Think about everyone you’ve ever known
- Sleep
Go on date
Go to his place
Drink his beer
Don’t fuck
Ask if I can crash
Throw up on bed while sleeping
Wake up
Clog his toilet
Ask if I can borrow some bus money
Leave
Another successful date for the champ