Ryan Kuhn

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Me trying to explain to morning-me that the marginal utility of 10 more minutes of sleep doesn’t justify the stress of running late

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Ordered tomato juice on my flight so I could spend 30 minutes taking tiny sips trying to figure it if it tasted good. No decision reached

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Important announcement: We're designating the northern cardinal as the best holiday season bird. It just makes sense and we won't be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Hate people who are always cancelling on plans last minute… did I say wait 3 days? I meant 5 years

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Pro tip: If you want to make a very passive aggressive tweet without the person you're taking about knowing, wait three days, then tweet it

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

It’s almost time for #malecroptopseason ☀️

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Estne nihil sanctum?

[Canada Soccer @CanadaSoccerEN]

WE ARE CANADA! 🍁 WE ARE GOING TO QATAR!

#CANMNT #ForCanada #WCQ

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Oh you’re a giga chad? Well I’m a yotta chad. 10^13 time more baybee

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

The Pineapple from Téléfrançais has been found dead in the Denny’s bathroom. Foul play is suspected.

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

I get where people come from with “human rights aren’t up for debate” because they are inalienable. That being said, how else in history have we evaluated situations involving competing human rights if not through discussion and debate?

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Good for him https://t.co/mdPvASPc9L

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Just unscrewed some crumbs with the brothy boys and Annelies in Ibiza #boyznightout

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

A temperature scale but there’s only 100 degrees ranging from absolute zero to the Planck temperature

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

WHAT A TEAM PERFORMANCE!! 🦁🦁🦁

Scorecard: https://t.co/Zd9Sb9W9Or

#INDvENG

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Wait, some of y’all actually believe in astrology? I thought it was just a fun hobby ... 😐

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

@julianaoslr I’d say that’s the vibe this week, good choice

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

When you go for a good thigh slap but your hand deflects sharply and uhh... causes collateral damage 😪

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Non orientable style, call that Möbius drip

[Ryan Kuhn @RyanKuhn17]

Here’s something we need to normalize: