Ryan Lee

Clean Comic | Late Night
Roast me @hecklemic
UCLA Theatre, UC Davis Law. Passed regular Big Ben (Stockholm); LA Weekly; Flappers.
@RyanLeeComedy on all socials

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Hey gang, we’re getting the band back together after graduation.

Dm for deetz– looking for drummer, violin, keys and-or other gig ready musicians.

90’s alternative… mmm, band sounds like the breakup turned, makeup, turned woke up in an insane asylum. 🎸🍷💕
@theindulgencesband

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🔥 Hot Date – Comedy Show Fridays 4PM
📍 Comic Strip Live – 1568 Second Ave (between 81st & 82nd)

Love awaits! Staring Hollywood madman Doyle (NY Times) & “Let’s Get Mental” (Standup NY) host MJ. Time for shots ‘n bad decisions, gonna score ‘dat kiss. Friday @thecomicstripnyc.💘

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🔥 Hot Date – Comedy Show Fridays 4PM
📍 Comic Strip Live – 1568 Second Ave (between 81st & 82nd)

Drag edition, catch a hot one. I can hardly stay sitting! New York’s finest comics getting roasted by the lovely @jacklynn.hyde (Real Housewives of NYC) & @izzyuncut (Drag Haus).💘

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🔥 HOT DATE – COMEDY SHOW
📍 Comic Strip – 1568 Second Ave

Hey gang, come fall in love. New York’s finest comics, all vetted, they have jobs ‘n all their teeth, it’s true– it’s true, don’t rush all at once.

No cover, 2 drinks. Bring a date… or come find one. 💋
@RyanLeeComedy

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🔥HOT DATE
🗓 This Friday @ 4PM
📍 Comic Strip Live – 1568 Second Ave (between 81st & 82nd)

Come see NYC’s funniest comics pair up for a night of fast-paced roast-dates and unscripted chaos.

It’s stand-up meets speed dating meets romantic disaster — come watch it all unfold.💘

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Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!

10PM | Silvana in Harlem
611 West 129th Street

Hey gang, yes still time to fall in love. Let’s get drunk ‘n make bad decisions. :)

@silvanaharlem

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Hey gang, co-hosting these on Friday, 4PM at Comic Strip Live off 81st. Ten minutes, $10.

LGBT+ & Female friendly. Feedback provided, we all punch up at the end so you will leave with new tags 'n toppers.

Cheers, looking forward to beers. DM for any deetz. :)

@thecomicstripnyc

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Saturday, 7-8PM
Shrine Bar NYC

Ahh… a triple threat. He sings; dances, and acts… ahem– like people aren’t walking out of the theater.

Band is playing tomorrow. Fun hang in Harlem. Free show, come hang, historical venue nice to be stepping out.

@Shrinebar
@TheIndulgencesBand

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I see two sides to this issue though calling ICE’s detention “non-punitive” is nuts.

Calling an ICE detention non-punitive is like saying:

Water boarding is just a spa treatment;

…maybe the perp walk is just a “surprise runway show.”

#FreeSpeech
#MahmoudKhalil
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The great Elayne Boosler’s (Carson-Letterman-Leno) advice for young comics:

(1) Record every set, though painful listen to no later than a week for edits.

(2) If you’re not being paid then do 90% new material.

(3) Get up every day and talk about the current news and zeitgeist.

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Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!

7PM Screenwriting

Story time with wine. :)

“Yes and…” all writing ‘n napkin ideas welcome.

Note moving to 1st floor Dodge room while they renovate the pub.

See ya’ll soon.

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(RIP Mr. Perry Kurtz)

…a very caring man, ‘musical comedian (;) the problem is– when he sang people laughed, and… when he told jokes– they left early to beat the traffic.

I’m sad to see him go, though see this is what I expected… out on a walk to get more beer ‘n cigarettes.

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Ahh… still voting Biden.

Though could have used some of that cocaine they found hiding in the White House.
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#bidentrumpdebate
#stillvotingovertrump

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Trump Launches Golden Sneaker Line

Shoes sold out in hours–
Trump, minutes.

In answer to exploiting immunity ‘n dodging insurrection charges Trump states: ‘don’t judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes… specifically ’dez ones, $399 buy ‘em now at https://t.co/BMTPSbqQDo

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The late great Al Martin, founder of Broadway, Greenwich Village, & New York Comedy Clubs moving to the big house after getting “the final light.” Storied club owner with comic roots. RIP, memorial being held tomorrow 7PM @ 53rd street location.

#AlMartinComedian
@BroadwayComedy

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I'm a millennial, I took a month off social media. My vision is clearer; I lost weight; I now believe in Jesus. Well, two of those things are true.

Anyhow, I made it a month without posting on IG– now where's my participation trophy. 😆

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#WhatTheHellsAHashtag
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Yes, yes– fun night hosting with lawyer turned comedian Al Lubel.

Linguistically sharp 'n thought provoking. Philosophical. Unique concept, one man show simply hilarious.

@AlLubel

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Also, yes, nothing makes standup comedy more funny than having to explain a joke three different times in mixed foreign languages and then just giving up and asking about your day.❤️🙏👍

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Fun photo from Empire State Building... yes– this is the gal I met outside the Columbia MBA department trying to unravel business English language barriers.

I'm a Turkey– you're from Turkey. How kismet. Happy Thanksgiving.✌️❤️👋

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#EmpireStateBuilding #Love #Turkey

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Oooh, Doya Kat, 'I gotta know bae.

U got me feelin' feels, body up in chills. Our love is foreva.

I want the honey moon to be in Turkey.
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– did u know Dlamini considered a Queen label to follow in the tradition? Mad love.

#MCLyte #QueenLatifahUNITY

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