Ryan

[ⓓrew ⓓapps @drewdapps]

If I hear a saxophone on a house track there's a 90% chance I'm hitting skip on that jawn

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

New Twitter CEO seems to be having a busy week.

[SamBRNS ☀️🌴 @SamBRNS_]

I made one

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

are duolingo employees ok?

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

not even satire this is just true

[thomas the divorced trader @tumtonks]

First I made $0.08 in dividends, and she didn’t notice.

Then I made $3.02 in dividends, and she didn’t care.

When I made $50 in dividends, she divorced me.

[(null) @Eugene_Closha]

@Juniper40 @tolstoybb Thomas Jefferson busted a fat 540 over the table the constitution was signed on so it kinda does

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Slatty

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

[Vexxy D. Flexxy @FuckYaDeadGuys]

Fuck a silencer I want my shit to BARK when I’m bussin

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

this is like a parody of what people say North Korea is like lol

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Some investors make the mistake of losing money. I only do trades that'll make money.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Big if true

[lizard @LizardX]

FinTwit in a green market vs FinTwit in a red market

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

asked joe biden for help with my rent and he called in a AC-130

[el pescado blanco @_p0eia]

Just wait until you hear what he did to an entire wedding party in Yemen