Ryan

🇨🇺 UCF, Likes long walks on the beach. #COYG

[Ryan @RyanPujol]

@talia1612 @KingTargaryenn Trying to make some Vale lord the king in the north would IMMEDIATELY result in an uprising

[Ryan @RyanPujol]

@MtsBelisario @westerosies Same guy who built storms end also built a 600 foot high 300 mile long wall of ice, plus the crypts at winterfell which are bigger than winterfell itself and pretty much entirely underground.

[Ryan @RyanPujol]

@colin_rizzi @TheGreaterArea @bigcontentguy @BarstoolBigCat This is enough for me to know he’s my people

[thotscar wilde @thotscar_wilde]

I used to walk to work at 4am when I lived in Canada and this shit was the most peace and inner silence I’ve ever felt and yes also it would be nice to get shot here and bleed out

[Ryan @RyanPujol]

The kids aren’t hooked on phonics anymore 😔😔

[Vivian @suchnerve]

My Roman Empire:

Illiteracy is so common that when someone online misunderstands something you said and gets angry at you for something you didn’t even say, there’s a very good chance thet they literally just can’t read.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

The ‘true crime’ wave has given us this. It’s mostly women driving it - they have misplaced empathy for these ‘poor abused boys’ who shotgunned their parents to death in the TV room and then bought Porsches and Rolexes for several months with their inheritance.

[Mayor Of Detroit @lord240p]

Personal favorite

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Lightning and Hurricanes postponed by lightning and hurricanes

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Runs a wildly successful business and still kicking himself for not coming up with the hotdurger first

[UCF Knights 🌴 @UCFKnights]

BREAKING NEWS: @UCF_Football vs. TCU highlights just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Too stupid. It can’t be. It cannot be real. It’s too dumb man.

[Noah Sanborn Friedman @noahsfriedman]

WATCH: Bud Light just released this new commercial with Shane Gillis.

This is likely the first of many Bud Light commercials we'll see with Shane through the rest of football season.

Old school beer ads are back!

I have a feeling Bud Light is about to have a huge year.

[Val @VK_HM]

After giving this question serious thought I really can only have one answer

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the children yearn for the mines

[anus @anus]

Educating ourselves at the museum

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.