Ryan Sansom

[Jonathan Papelbon @TheRealJPap58]

Komodo dragons are apex predators, and dominate the ecosystems in which they live. They are capable of running rapidly in brief sprints up to 38km/h (18mph), diving up to 4.5 m (15 ft), and climbing trees proficiently…….& can hit for a MLB cycle.! I am calling a cycle in Fenway tonight!

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

If I am understanding this correctly, David Pastrnak is now the President of the United States.

[OverTheMonster @OverTheMonster]

The Red Sox are losing because they wasted a bunch of early chances, but also because of some bad umpiring, but also because for some reason their worst pitcher came into a high leverage spot. In conclusion, this game is a land of contrasts.

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

.@PinellasBear hey man, tell your cuz to calm it down! https://t.co/GpkrBkn13H

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@PinellasBear @TBLightning How you liking all this scoring Roscoe?

Quite the matinee!

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@PinellasBear This is how you keep FWC guessing!
#smarterthantheavaeragebear

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@rathpa Yes, because in an emergency these instructions make plenty of sense and can be understood quickly...

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@serenestazure The Lone Rangers!!!

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

How To Do Yoga in a Way That Worships Satan https://t.co/RTkE52NQuo

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@RWang_WBSC @etoddmoen @FubonGuardians @CPBL That's too bad! Really enjoyed the coverage.

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

I, for one, am shocked that a fan ran on the field during a Super Bowl in Florida.

[Danielle Naftulin @dnaftulin]

Now that the PPP extension has been signed into law (last night), here's our @CooleyLLP summary of the #PPP2 for you: https://t.co/jeBJuZEZvG

[Matt Johnson @MatthewAJohnson]

@jerrythornton It's at times like this I can only think of one man who could actually take charge of things.

[Eriq Gardner ✍️ @eriqgardner]

Bill Murray receives a legal demand from the Doobie Brothers. And it’s everything you’d want it to be...

[ToughPigs: Muppet Fans Who Grew Up 🐸 @ToughPigs]

What if the cure for COVID was for Disney to release all five seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Red Sox should have to play the rest of their games at a high school field until they can prove that they’ve earned Fenway Park back.

[Graig Murphy @GraigMurphy]

“Sorry folks. No #NHLBruins playoff game tonight. The moose out front should have told you.”

[Ryan Sansom @RyanSSansom]

@NESN Terrible timing for your auto-tweet, fix the feed!