Ryan Sheehy

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Join me and writers around the world in the 100-word Microfiction Challenge 2020 kicking off on May 8th! Learn more at https://t.co/3PJcdTYFML

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Join me and writers around the world in the @nycmidnight Short Story Challenge 2019! #writing #amwriting https://t.co/nDPR9WNYqa

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Disgraceful. #LGM https://t.co/ksrSpOn4VL

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

One team I would not wanna play the rest of the season.......the New York Mets!! They got some fellas that can flat out....BRING IT!!!

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Oh my god. @Mets
I can't believe I can actually say this, but is it true that there is now
"A Cespedis for the rest of us"?
#mets
#T7L

[Josefin Roxeheim @notacopywriter]

Where's the pen tool?

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Good show @Mets The only real shock is that this doesn't happen to us more often. Can we trade for a hitter now please? @MetsGM

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

The @Mets mixing it up today. Their sucky offense accidentally scored some runs, so the pitchers had be unusually crappy. #teamwork

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Am I the only one who thinks "passing a milestone" sounds really, really painful? #ouch

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

"Jaws" Is Ridiculous, Say Kids Who Owe Everything to "Jaws" http://t.co/dn6W8chMGl via @motherjones

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

The Pope Officially Approves Exorcisms! http://t.co/u408XP2aUX

[Ryan Sheehy @RyanSheehy]

Genius idea: a motion-activated faucet that doesn't make you do the Hokey Pokey just to wash your hands.