when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell
Wanted to update everyone: I’m 3 months in and horse electrolytes has had tangible and noticeable benefits on my life. Lower stress, less shaking (essential tremors), and I have far more energy. Did a test run of not taking it for a week and doing everything the same and felt noticeably more fatigued, less sharp, glum, and more anxious. I’m sticking with it. Before anyone says “it’s not up to human standards it’s not organic!” I don’t give a rats ass. Everything has fucking micro plastics and shit in it the benefits outweigh the negligible risks. Also, fuck all of the detractors and haters that said I would be dead. I could absolutely whip you guys anyplace anywhere and I am more hydrated than you. Trust the genius. #horseade forever. I already have a lifetime supply for $15 fucking dollars. Continue drinking the zog powder sold to you for $3 a pop because Bradley Martin or some other industry sellout tells you to.
J.E. out
PS - insurance coverage starts in January. I’ll drop my blood test results once I get it done (mid January). Test may be lower than before (900) because I started propescia and Rogain.