Ryan Witkowski

I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction #RooUp

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My wife just told me she doesn’t like Red Lobster’s biscuits. I’ve put 11 years into this relationship, we have 2 kids together, and all this time I’ve been living with a monster.

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Da Tears

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.

[𝑰𝒄𝒚𝒚 @quote_icy]

I dont make the rules here

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@BrianBShynin Happy Birthday, bro!

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@jessenewell @KCStar @SamMcDowell11 @GaryBedore @jeff_rosen88 @vgregorian @BlairKerkhoff Onward and upward. Congrats on a great run.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.

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@Countryboi567 Just passing through.

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@tafkam08 Trying to own the Libs.

[Owner-Operator Independent Drivers Association @OOIDA]

OOIDA scores huge wins for truck drivers with DOT announcement! 🎉

👉 Eventually, the message can break through. #OOIDA has spent years – and sometimes decades – advocating for issues that affect the lives of truck drivers.

📲 Learn more from @Land_Line_Mag: https://t.co/YWIs3s4hb6

[Vahe Gregorian @vgregorian]

Asked by The Star’s @pgrathoff about being on a roll w 15 wins in last 17 games, BWJ said didn’t so much consider it a roll as just being Royals baseball and how “it’s going to be.”

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@bennyheis I could take some Harry Caray in the mix too.

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@bobfescoe https://t.co/TM3c3NjnaW 🙃

[96.5 The Fan @TheFan965]

"He's the Wizard of Oz except he is the Wizard of Ass" - @bobfescoe on Roger Goodell's #NFL

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@bobfescoe Your mom.

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@BillDuronKS Atta boy! Mine is coming up on this Tuesday. Gonna get my freebie on!

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@RealRonTHESHOW Heartburn

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@supertrucker A rep from Iowa 80 told us it was a "paperwork error". Expensive mistake. https://t.co/17yFAuviQl

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@james_mcco97916 @VdotL Throw in Tru 2 Da Game and I'm in.

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@AD88KC It's really been something to witness. Hope you're doing well, man!

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@codybtapp Gonna have to get them courtside seats this year.

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@cathyb314 @3guysinagarage Guilty