Ryan Brady

[Ryan Brady @Ryan_Brady5]

@mcuds lmao

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Which DJ Burns bucket is your favorite?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@kdismygoat Hate drives me. Too much love will kill you

[ʟᴇᴇᴍ🦇 @RunHurts]

Patrick Mahomes had 0 total touchdowns and 2 interceptions in a Super Bowl game against the buccaneers.

Jalen Hurts receives slander for one fumble even after having a total of 4 touchdowns and 0 interceptions.

Jalen Hurts is not done.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!

[Ethan Embry @EmbryEthan]

The guy who named his kid
X Æ A-Xii is making fun of pronouns.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

love my job as a guy on a road in the pokemon universe. every day i stand perfectly still with a dozen of my friends and fight anything i make eye contact with. i have 3 identical pets and i will pay you $300 if you kick their ass. i am for some reason 11 years old

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[cell phone\\self-own♿️ @g3thaunted]

never been better vibes than this

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

Adult men silently eat their breakfast (heart-healthy breakfast cereal, possibly orange juice) like Michael Shannon in a detective movie. Staring. Thinking about mistakes.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What Chiefs’ HC Andy Reid told Patrick Mahomes in the final 13 seconds of regulation: “When it’s grim, be the grim reaper.”

[Ryan Brady @Ryan_Brady5]

@BlizzardCS Thank you

[Ryan Brady @Ryan_Brady5]

@BlizzardCS I send email with logs an hour ago. How will I know it is fixed?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@gmalone There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!

[Hailey Sutton @_HaileySutton]

I’m THIS old

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Manchester United has confirmed that the club has reached an agreement with Juventus for the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. Bitchass ligament.