Sunshine

[Sunshine @Ryan_Helber]

Remember when you had to call your friend and ask them to fax you the homework when you forgot your workbook at school?

[Gil @Gillipkin_]

Couldn’t have done it, he was unarmed https://t.co/nvpjmPSD6V

[Sunshine @Ryan_Helber]

Salads give me anxiety because I feel the need to plan every bite so I don’t get left with just lettuce at the end

[Sunshine @Ryan_Helber]

Goals https://t.co/7wWoCbf5IJ

[halsey @halsey]

If Cavs win, @G_Eazy breakin up with so he doesn’t have to hear me run my mouth. And if Warriors win, I’m breaking up with him so I don’t have to see his smug ass face. Homewrecking NBA finals. (hey babe, fuck u)

[Jaᴄk @jcklmaohaha]

My job search is going well y’all. My favorite parts of my search include:

1. never hearing back from anyone

2. finding entry level positions that require 5 years of experience

3. filling in my education and employment history after already attaching my fully detailed resume

[morgan❤️‍🔥 @m0colquhoun]

ur mental health is so much more important than a wee letter on a bit of paper n even if u don’t do as well as u wanted it doesn’t make u thick or that, exams aren’t for everyone x

[marf @MarfSalvador]

teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?

[cacHetes @cheekswilliams3]

For every 2 compliments you give her roast her once to keep her humble make sure she stay in your league

[doug brown @dougbrown8]

The March For Our Lives rally in Portland

[lizard @itsmelizard]

Lost his wife and one year old daughter in a car accident when he was a senator & continued to serve our country. Lost his son to brain cancer as Vice President & continued to serve our country. Biden isn’t exactly someone I’d call mentally weak, but ok president twitter fingers https://t.co/6anjztEYcK

[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

Is there enough coke in the city for this?? https://t.co/FmuWUemuJr

[Matthew @_MattAdrian]

“It’s complicated to find a lady in my generation. That’s not preoccupied with social clout. We almost fazing out from the high we get from love and conversation to go on IG galavanting for likes and shit
Oh, it’s complicated” @Wale 💎

[Jack McWilliams @jmcwilliams18]

What do you do when you find out the person you love bites their ice cream?

[Sunshine @Ryan_Helber]

My roommate just put a bagel in the microwave and I’m pretty sure I’ve never been so concerned

[gregor clegane’s 4th wife @LadyIsAVamp__]

YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO HAVE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE

YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO GET THINGS FROM THOSE RELATIONSHIPS THEY DON'T GET FROM YOU

DEMANDING YOU BE THE ONLY SOURCE OF PLEASURE AND SUPPORT IN THEIR LIFE IS POSSESSIVE AND TOXIC