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[Buni, The Investorpreneur @BuniChristopher]

As African nurseries rush to teach kids how to write & read, most Western countries use the Montessori or similar approach where kids before 6 focus on self directed learning, manners (etiquette) & motor/neuro control. The effects are evident much later in life, e.g our littering

[Daniel Tusiimukye K’abaasa @Dtusiimukye]

How poetic the Catholic Church is. 🥰

It is truly right and just, our duty and our salvation,
always and everywhere to give you thanks,
Lord, holy Father, almighty and eternal God,
through Christ our Lord.

Even in the next life, I want to be Catholic. ⛪️

[Andrew Kyamagero @kyamageroandrew]

Madam, what you are describing is prostitution with better public relations. The only difference is that you have replaced an hourly rate with a lifestyle requirement and called the arrangement “dating”.

And then, with astonishing confidence, you declare that only poor men will be triggered.

No. A man does not have to be unable to afford something to recognise that it has been priced.

If his bank balance determines whether he deserves access to you, why should he not ask what you bring that another woman cannot?

Beauty? There is always someone more beautiful.

Youth? Time is undefeated.

Sex? Desire alone has never sustained a civilisation, much less a marriage.

Status? Fortunes and reputations change.

The things that make a woman difficult to replace are rarely the things money can buy: character, wisdom, loyalty, peace, discernment, the ability to build with a man when the seasons change.

The poor man you ridicule may one day acquire money. But if money is the only language through which you recognise the worth of a man, no amount of money will cure your own poverty.

Akuume.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Pro Ref confirm “an error of judgement” in Haaland’s goal — also informing Man United directly.

“Following the incident in the 60th minute of Sunday's Premier League fixture between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford, we can provide clarification regarding Erling Haaland’s awarded goal.

“The on-field decision was offside against Erling Haaland – that was checked by VAR and he was found to be in an onside position.

“In the same attack, it was established that Enzo Fernandez did not play the ball and therefore that makes any offside offence subjective, however, on this occasion, the VAR did not recognise the likely impact of his position and should have recommended an on-field review.

“Contact has been made with Manchester United this evening to acknowledge what we deem is an error of judgement. A review of the incident will take place.”

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

More Babiito clan members denounce King Oyo http://t.co/tlTpTpXTAq

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Mainoo ⚽👊

#UCL

[PFA @PFA]

Following today's magic, we're unapologetically going to have to post about Bruno AGAIN...

Enjoy a full behind the scenes look at the PFA Awards with today's @ManUtd match-winner. ⭐️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The best player in the @PremierLeague.

[The Dread Bunny @jpvanhoy]

Not even close.

The best thing to do is stand sideways to the incoming force, spread your legs as FAR as they will physically go apart…

Then bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, because there isn’t jack, Jim, or John shit you’re going to do against that kind of force. Unless you happened to already be 99% of the way there, and could get just a little higher up the side wall in time, you are well and truly fucked.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Aura.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Your best is never achieved alone.

Thank you so much, @PFA ✨ Honoured to be recognised by my colleagues.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.

The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Love at first sight 😍

[iAm Uncle Mo @mkiboneka]

When your skit is referenced on Al Jazeera out of the blue 😂😂😂. I can’t be calm

[Thé whìťe šhadôw 𝕏 @Ryan_Tartious28]

@ManUtd Angala 11

[Prolific Trucking & Logistics LLC @Earl_Handsome]

She absolutely BODIED this shit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[A Pass @IamApass]

Married 💍❤️

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

𝘅𝗚 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆