Ryan Field

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the fact youtube still has no real rival after 20 years… that’s crazy dominance.

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Steak n Shake is removing all microwaves from its restaurants. We expect every unit to be microwave-free by April 15. Quality restaurants don't need microwaves. It is part of our journey to improve food quality and use traditional methods of cooking only. Eat Real Food. 🇺🇸

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

Woman’s mood is governed by her hormone cycles, Man’s mood is governed by the price of Bitcoin

[Ben Justman🍷 @BenJustman]

I can stay retarded longer than the Bitcoin price can stay gay

[Real Elite @realelite_25]

@_falsi1ke Girls who crave attention from others never feel full from one man. Marrying that type means constant drama and doubt. Pick one who shines quiet with you only.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You can’t wife a girl who loves attention from other guys.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Wait a minute. You’re telling me that the large anonymous rage-bait account I’ve been following for years has been lying to me about who they are and where they are from?! I am absolutely shocked. Why would they do this?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion but at this point, I'm willing to pay more money for appliances with zero 'smart' stuff & just knobs & buttons for everything

[Hodlius ₿ Maximus @MAKS_Diogenes]

After explaining Epstein, 9/11, bitcoin, fiat, blackrock, 1971, federal reserve and they still say:
“But why would they lie to us”

[Kit @kit_sats]

Finding a hobby that gets me off my phone is my goal now.

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Proof that people are sheep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Suneel Dhand MD @DrSuneelDhand]

Bad doctors get annoyed if you ask them hard questions.

Good doctors love it.

[Michelle O @michelleo_21mil]

I can’t tell you how happy this made me 😀😀

@BritishHodl

[Tracy Beanz @tracybeanz]

To everyone saying income tax will go up in Florida if we exempt homesteads from property taxes — THERE IS NO INCOME TAX IN THE FREE STATE OF FLORIDA.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Abolish property taxes for all ages.

[The Wolf Of All Streets @scottmelker]

I am so much happier buying bitcoin at 92k than 126k.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Feedback from the field (a Stanford undergrad):

‘I tried “may I meet you” at a bar last night and it worked wonders. I have a date this Friday.’

[Matt Senter @MattSenter]

The funniest thing about the "May i meet you" meme will be when it reaches such cult popularity as an inside joke that it starts to work as an ironic pickup line.

[cozy @cozymaximalist]

Me and the girl I pulled with ‘May I meet you?’