Ryan Hanson

Chronic Disco Dancer. He/ Him

[Ryan Hanson @RyanisHanson]

Today I put a holographic sticker of a bear on my retainer case and everything in the world made sense.

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@christinew369 @TheBlueGem3 I hope you find what you need!

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@arvofart Are you okay?

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@sclow256 @AvatarNews_ This truly is a Christmas miracle! I am so genuinely excited! There’s gonna be new avatar episodes and that will make me very happy. 10/10

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@sclow256 You are the only one I will truly miss on Twitter :(

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@OoCPokemon Same vibe

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@YuckDrip Are you okay? You seem like you might not be doing great. I hope you can find the resources/ support system you need!

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@jweisber You seem like your life is really empty. I hope I’m wrong!

[Light in the Attic @lightintheattic]

This Oscars has huge Chris Gethard Show energy

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@grantsleeps does grant still sleep?

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I’m 40% more confident whilst wearing a backpack.

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@connorratliff @LateNightSeth @nbc This rules! So great

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Happy New Year, but only to @sclow256

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It is very odd I do not own a rock tumbler. Like sure, I imagine I wouldn't use it very often. But I for sure should have impulse bought it at 4 am on a Tuesday.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[pj @pjayevans]

if someone at my job murdered someone and continued working at my job, i would quit my job

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Can we talk about how weird candles are? Where that wax go? Just in the air, the air that I breathe? Are candles the real cause of global warming. I'm not spiraling, you are!

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Y'all remember 2015. True detective season 1, hot tub Time machine 2, not being trapped in your apartment for the safety of those around you. It truly was a golden age.

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It turns out I own %300 percent more game boy related fanny packs than I initially thought. Maybe this pandemic isn't so bad after all!

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I am all of of soft side velcro. This is not a drill. I am all out of soft side velcro.

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Y'all, I'm so close to running out of velcro. This really are dire times.