Ryan Townsend

Father. Son. Brother. Homie. Lover. Friend and Defender of the Ring.

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

#CannAfrica Making waves. https://t.co/YDe6GZmPTi

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

@dstv all my dstv now international content has suddenly become unavailable. Is this a thing at the moment or do I have a unique problem??

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

@mazzi007 I will leave it here Mazzi. This is the current world record holder. Makes Caster look like a disney princess.

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

This is the actual 800m world record holder, Jarmila Kratochvílová. She makes Caster look like a Disney princess. There's some fuckery about @iaaforg

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Can't wait.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Enjoy a new trailer for our incredibly fucked up superhero show, #TheBoysTV coming this summer.

[Bec Rodriguez @RowdyBec]

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[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Shekinah bringing the fire. World class event with world class entertainment. Sad to be missing day 2. I'll defo be back. Proudly South African. #CTIJF2019

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Superb. Proudly SA.

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Well that sucks.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

No man.

[Barry Bateman @barrybateman]

Wow. I didn’t believe this was real. I had to check the BLF twitter account. It’s real. Apparently, the devastating cyclone which destroyed vast tracts of our neighboring countries “was created by whites therefore the West must pay.” 🤦‍♂️

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Levels. #Woolieswaterchallenge

[Donovan Goliath @DonovanGoliath]

Adding lemon to sparkling water unlocks another level 🍋 #WooliesWaterChallenge

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Loving the reaction from @WOOLWORTHS_SA Good spirits!

[Woolworths SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA]

Summoning circle using Woolies water

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💧 Exquisite 💧

💧 Photosynthesis 💧

💧 Amalgamate 💧
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[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Somebody pls make an ad. Brilliant.

[Tim_Apple @Camtweet_1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Finished !!!!

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

I have seen MJ perform himself and can say with ease that @Dantanio is by far the best I have seen since. @MJHIStoryShow is hands down the best yet. #mjhistoryshow

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

MJ Time! Shamona! #mjhistoryshow @MJHIStoryShow @dantanio

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

@taxify_za Pls assist me. Have settled an outstanding balance of R70 and sent POP yesterday by email as instructed. Kindly advise when my service will be reinstated? Urgently needed. Number 078 900 2367

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

@taxify_za I forgot my mobile phone in one of your vehicles this morning. His name is Wilson Zimuto. Pls help me. It's urgent.

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

#vsgaming https://t.co/sUKO6nxelr

[Telkom VS Gaming @VSGamingWorld]

Racing pulse. Heart-stopping moments. Split-second decisions. The ultimate victory. Welcome to the world of #VSGaming. Dare to be better.

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

https://t.co/aL2Xpr2szg #vsgaming

[Ryan Townsend @Ryanisto]

Come be informed and inspired. #wunderman #sharingiscaring https://t.co/aEpqVsHVzW