12yo nephew: if you take us there together we'll fight
10yo nephew: yeah
me: you say that like it's your destiny. you have free will, you can choose not to fight
10yo: no, we'll fight out of our own free will
12yo: i know i will
Once in a blue moon it’s fun to infiltrate girls night with my wife. You can drink 17 beers and no one once starts talking about killing themselves or some kind of great fire that cleanses the world. They got me doing Fiona Apple karaoke