TheRevrendLordRylanPonders

Baffled, but composing...

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@KingTunde_SZN Sixteen

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@SpencerHakimian Were they going to use the people who were eating our pets to do it? He’s a mook.

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@Kaos_Vs_Control Pot Kettle…

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@donwinslow This is worse than an LDS post-mortem baptism .

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Fun fact: supporting trump is supporting the rape of children.

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@krassenstein Matthew 6:5. Do these people even read their own book?

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If sofas could talk, I’m sure JD Vance would be in the Epstein files.

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Remarkable how the “anti-mask, don’t tread on me” crowd has become a bunch of mask wearing boot-lickers.

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If your government is trying to outlaw Antifa, your government is trying to become fascist.

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@HeadzSports @LeadingReport To be fair, this is TX we are talking about. The same state that makes it illegal to own more than six dildos.

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@LeadingReport Says the guy who supports the presidential candidate who loves to talk complement another guys penis.

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Dearest moderator,
I’m pretty sure you can tell Trump to shut up and just answer the question.

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@mrs_helmuth Wait, are you saying Trump is lying?!?!

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Why can people carry around a gun in public, but I cannot carry around a Halberd?

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@LucienGreaves I wish there was an After School Satan Club when I was in school. I would have gone to every event. Ave Te Ipsum.

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I wonder if you’d find more bodies buried in the desert surrounding Las Vegas or in Lake Mead…

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A dear friend of mine just passed away this morning. He sent me this last Saturday. Please let those you love know how much they mean to you. Life is fleeting.

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#VoteBirch for #PuppyBowl XVIII MVP!

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I am way more entertained by @PuppybowlFLUFF then I’ve ever been by ANY actual football game.

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We all CAN get along! We thank St. Patrick’s Episcopal Church!