Rylan Montgomery

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar. he/him

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

You know what they say: An eye for an eye leads to an economy based off of potatoes.

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@LinusTech It needs a dock to slide into that adds an even bigger heat sink for increased performance/power.

Or a LTT Backpack pouch specifically for the Deck.

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

TV show idea: “Let’s Go Grocery Chopping”

Contestants have to cook a meal for 3 judges, but will have to source the ingredients from their defeated opponents whom they’ve beat in hand to hand combat.

The logo would be a hand chopping an onion in half.

@FoodNetwork hit me up.

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

@Sawbones I’m a few weeks late catching up, but episode 420 wasn’t about celebrating 420?!?!?

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@Robinsonpost Tell your 5-yr-old they’re gonna get a physics talk about time at Christmas.

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@mooingcowz Great film, definitely wanna see it again in theatres.

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

@Robinsonpost

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@intothecast What are your thoughts on the difficulty compared to later Pokémon games? Has the franchise gotten more child friendly, or have games just gotten easier? Is it an accessibility thing?

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@JustinMcElroy is this munch squad or empty bowl material?

https://t.co/nhMPrzCdJr

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

@actualmontaigne The boys should have gone with “Monpowertrain” for sure.

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@Polygon Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

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@Robinsonpost

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I just had a promoted auto-play Twitter ad play an unrelated ad before it showed the intended ad.

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Wordle 282 4/6

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Is there a prize for not getting any yellow squares?

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

Hey Siri, do butterflies taste crunchy or do they melt in your mouth?

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@mooingcowz There’s something satisfying but also frustrating to have a solid yellow row.

[Rylan Montgomery @RylanTheGiant]

Hey Siri, what is the social norm on centaurs using Ivermectin?

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@DFTBArecords just got my McElroy merch mystery pins!!! I ordered 8 and got 3 duplicates, was that just bad luck?

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@thebestiespod What was the last game you played to 100% completion? What do you look for in a game where you want to fully complete it?

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Wordle 259 2/6

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Is getting a good Wordle score still considered a good omen? Do I need a seer to interpret what my Wordle shapes mean?