Ryley

[aglet @agn35_]

"it's really unclear why this is happening. there's no way to know!"

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

[metal gear facts🎃 @MetalGearFacts1]

You've beaten me Corvo, and now I have merely one last surprise.

Pleaseeee don't fucking kill me pleaseeeeee dude pleaseeeeeee I'm so sorryyyy

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

British politicians will simultaneously lament how our prisons are full while treating totally banal acts with the full force of the law and then fail to see how those two things might connect in some way.

[Ryley @Ryley_Mov]

Yeah but if your snorting coke in Number 10 no worries tho right

I'd feel heaps safer walking past someone whos a bit giggly and smells of weed rather than someone whos shaking and has coke all round their nose.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories have called for the police to arrest anyone smoking cannabis

"If an officer can smell cannabis in the air, I expect them to take action: find out who's smoking it, arrest them and prosecute them"

[Ryley @Ryley_Mov]

Its so fucking over

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Production on ‘The Batman 2’ has been paused

Matt Reeves has stepped away for personal reasons

(via @Deadline)

[Amelia 🇵🇸🇨🇺 @clever_riley9]

"Brazilian guy who lives in the DPRK but votes Bolsonaro" is an amazing bit

[🎃SCARED-LY STAN ACCOUNT🎃 (minus zero era) @BigDummy05]

reminds me of an oldie but a goodie

[Ryley @Ryley_Mov]

@roxaplasm Should I have?

[yavuz @yavuzwarn]

Rebecca Ferguson as a Targaryen

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

I can’t believe this is a real thing that happens in game of thrones

[nuz @punishednuz]

the flash of red from the blaster illuminating the enraged look on the other half of his face for only a second #takemeback #imbricked

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

So, apparently, the Cornell r*pists have tried to dox Jane Doe, but can't remember her. Do you realize what that says? If they can't remember which victim she was?
How many were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?!

[Ryley @Ryley_Mov]

This is my new title please address me as such

[Lunaxaray ★ 🚩🏳️‍⚧️ @linxaray]

“Queer activists” the moment somebody asks for their opinion on polycules