King Mikkel the First

First of his name / Eking out an existence mired somewhere between lethargy and apathy / Certified cynic / The Atomic City ➡️ The Rose City / 🇲🇽🇩🇰🇺🇸

[King Mikkel the First @RymesWithPickle]

It’s me.

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@BunkiePerkins All the way in Bend, Oregon? Taking full advantage of that Clemson private jet access I guess…

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@WeAreSinclair Thanks, Goebbels

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@SickosCommittee The opposing fan saying “mother fucker” when he sees it open up…

We’ve all been there

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@clashwtrent @ESPNCFB Yes

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@BunkiePerkins Maxton Schexnailder sounds like a Key and Peele football player

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@_Zeets Me too

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@SethMan31 @thegoalkeeper *Portland Timbers nodding in Dempsey*

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@GolfDigest *Your

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@Choppapdx

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Loved me some Peter Vermes. Sad to see his tenure end the way it did, but I understand the reasons behind it. Fitting day to post the undeniable GOAT of MLS gifs:
https://t.co/GZ05GNqZad

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Sporting KC are @ Vancouver right now. Which means Peter Vermes is back in the exact footing to where this Hall of Fame gif was made

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To 75% of my party, the fact that they closed the Dutch Bros was the biggest tragedy of today #rctid

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@DanteTheDon @TheWapplehouse Still have it

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@BleacherReport @ArtButSports

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@fasc1nate

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@AlbertIsReaL @TimbersFC @MLS How, exactly, do you think MLS scheduling is done?

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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@Deadspin CFL

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@GolfDigest @tntsports @SportsonMax Childhood movie? He was about to start his second season in the NBA when that movie came out…

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@joemledge @BaldwinDon I snort lol’d 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TheMikeDonovan What is the worst MLS playoff losing margin? Hoping to see history… Assuming I stay till the end that is