Ryan Maddox

Sports. Jokes. Sometimes Both.

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@sacbee_news The only thing you know about basketball is your first name

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

That’s win #5 @CarmichaelDave, maybe sit the rest of March out! #LTB

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Brentley12 *Season

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Brentley12 Let’s see the results with “paid assigned seating”

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@DoerflerJared Oregon (2016) isn’t north enough?

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Brentley12 Who knew Harden & Simmons were hiding this side of him all these years

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Tyler_armstro Misinterpretation here, this was his asking price to pretend to care about young golfers. Easy mixup.

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Brentley12 Terrible mistake

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@Schrock_And_Awe Just move the dash to the left.

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

Haliburton been crying for almost 2 years since he left, but sure, no one wants to be there.

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Shams Charania: “This is the first time since Chris Webber was with the Kings that they’ve been a trade destination.”

Lou Williams: “You ever been to Sacramento, Shams?… Great basketball environment, but nobody's going to go." 😅

(via @RunItBackFDTV)

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Brentley12 Great misdirection here. Love it.

[The Dink Pickleball @Pickleball]

No one:

Not a single person:

Me: so these two billionaires have been fighting over pickleball

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Maxv131 Hello there 👀

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@KyleAMadson Stop. Kings don’t need a jester.

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

How I will now be ending every Zoom call #PumpRules #vpr

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

Pro Tip for guys that want to impress their woman, just say the following: “I think they should cut Sandoval & Raquel some slack.” #Vanderpump

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

Stop it Larry. Get the jester out of the way and let the Kings handle business.

[Larry Krueger @sportslarryk]

This would never happen in the NFL or MLB. The NBA just ruined #Warriors #Kings series.

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

@Schrock_And_Awe Also, conveniently excluding that 4th QB earning the gdp of a small country

[Ryan Maddox @RynMdx]

Well, @SacramentoKings say to hold their beer.

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

It’s funny how often I hear different teams or NBA shows use last years Celtics as an example of how things can get better. Yeah, you just have to repeat one of the most unprecedented turnarounds we’ve ever seen.