Ryan Harris

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

I’m lucky enough to admit that at after 35 years and 3 months on this earth, I have a bottle of #tums in my medicine cabinet.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

I’ve never regretted the nickname of Ryno until I started entertaining with music bingo. The only thing you hear across any bar is the O, and there are multiple Os all night😉

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

ButterDicking (V): A deceptive strategy to gain trust by intentionally underperforming , in a deceptive way to gain an advantage, only used to make a friend feel good and comfortable in a game they don’t play; or never play.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

I don’t complain a lot …(on the internet at least) but honestly @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica ? Y’all released a new console, it’s not just Mario’s, but YALL’s 40th anniversary! We got honestly just updates for game that should be free for a console you came to market to early for?

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Did you see Sesame Street characters in a commercial and get excited??? The commercial was for autism checks… we def need one too…

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

America lost tonight…

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

@BarackObama Honestly you’ve became rich off of doing business in politics. If you actually wanted change, then actually start change.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Before you… or anyone else needs to say what you think should have happened. THEN DO IT. Again… IF YOU KNOW WHAT DIRECTION WE NEED TO GO, be what we have the chance to do. Become the fucking dream, or shut the fuck up. CHANGE STARTS WITH WHAT YOU BELIVE IN!

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

@pulte He’s the only reason I follow you on socials, but more importantly the only reason I trust you as a person true to your word

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Lubbock Millennial poetry:
Ode to the man, in a silver dodge ram
Where red lights he not understand,
To the car that went east, on slide and 4th street. I hope you find your peace in the market place east of Americas first burger stand.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Maternity wards in November are gonna be poppin as much as that halftime show!

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Friend: Holy shit Texas Tech won their bowl game!!!
Me: I didn’t even know they had bowl games this early in the year…

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

It might be an unpopular opinion, but Don Julio ruins Kool-Aid.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

@Aurelio1869 @thrillathechase Try Borden budddy. I’ve been balls deep in ragnarok.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

You can tell how big of a bitch someone will be by how much leopard print clothing they wear.

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Bro this is a biker bar! Wellllllll….. I hope they like Olivia Newton-John

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

@Aurelio1869 They ain’t ready

[Shifty Shellshock @whatcedsays]

I am having a blast in the land of the free (Texas) where I can’t buy liquor in a gas station, I can’t gamble on sports and my homie can’t smoke weed legally. Y’all are absolutely nailing it with that 10,000 dollar anti abortion bounty though, FREEDOM

[Ryan Harris @Ryno1836]

Comments from an Irish bar:
That’s before I found out Roethlisberger was a rapist!