RyteSideUp

Gamer playing Destiny, Borderlands and Fallout. Vol Twitter certified ball-knower. Wartime Bovine Scatology expert.

[RyteSideUp @RyteSideUp]

With all the situation monitoring and online “expertise,” I’m starting a new venture.

The “Stay In Your Lane Academy for Safe Driving and Online Discourse,” coming soon!

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@SullenSerf @CaptAmazo

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@jwtnvol

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“You wanna know how I know you’re gay?”

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

If you like/listen to Morgan Wallen then you’re really gay so it’s pretty fitting he’s a Tennessee fan

[Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl @CFAPeachBowl]

Rocky Top in the playoff picture 🟠⚪

Tennessee was the newest addition to last night's projected playoff bracket, so we're giving away their mini helmet!

Like + repost to enter

#CFAPeachBowl

[RyteSideUp @RyteSideUp]

@AverageVolFan That’s because I don’t like to repeat myself.

[GAY4JIMKNOWLES @Knox_Vol865]

Arguing with the committee is like arguing with a woman. Once you realize nothing is based on logic, you can just be at peace.

FYI we can win out and Bama will STILL be ranked ahead of us. They’re already signaling that.

Also FYI. We only have a ~20% chance to win out per fpi.

[River Bailey @RiverBailey01]

If I ever send you this, just know I plan on making zero sense
@AndyStaples @AriWasserman

[RyteSideUp @RyteSideUp]

The CFP Committee when you point out that Alabama still has belt marks on their ass from where Tennessee beat them.

[RyteSideUp @RyteSideUp]

I think we can look at Hunter’s athletic department and figure out very damn quick that, when it comes to football, he doesn’t know ball.

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

Hunter Y says the difference between Alabama and Tennessee and why they're not being compared side by side is that Alabama has 4 really good wins, Tennessee has 2, plus Alabama's SOS is better.

[Always College Football @AlwaysCFB]

.@GregMcElroy reacts to @Vol_Football being ranked FIVE SPOTS behind @AlabamaFTBL 🤯

#GBO 🟠⚪️ | #GoVols

[No Context Vols @ZeroContextVols]

If Jordan Rodgers of all people is defending Tennessee you know you messed up

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@Jacksonwlea3 @BarstoolTenn

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@BarstoolTenn Making me agree with @JRodgers11 just feels wrong.

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Is everyone forgetting that Alabama is going to play Chattanooga on November 21st???

That will likely nuke their “#1” SOS, won’t change SOR.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

When you ask the playoff committee about the Alabama vs Tennessee game

[RyteSideUp @RyteSideUp]

@zachTNT Going to post two things, the first to explain Bammers and the second is for the Gumps who think having an opinion means “YoU’rE mAd!”

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@EastmanLewis1 Maybe Bammers will stop using https://t.co/PhHDvJdW0L as a dating website.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t get any of that.

You sound like you have something in your mouth, and what are you doing between that elephant’s legs?

[Kevin Scarbinsky @KevinScarbinsky]

For the "Tennessee should be ranked ahead of Alabama" crowd after the CFP ranked the Tide No. 3 and the Vols No. 8:

Alabama is 3-2 vs. the latest CFP top 25. Tennessee is 2-2.

Alabama
W (11) Kentucky A
W (17) South Carolina H
W (21) LSU A
L (1) Georgia H
L (8) Tennessee A

Tennessee
W (3) Alabama H
W (11) Kentucky H
L (6) Texas H
L (17) South Carolina A

Alabama is 5-2 in the SEC. Tennessee is 4-2. Per CFP committee chairman Hunter Yurachek, Tennessee has 3 wins against teams with a 110+ SOS. Per ESPN, Alabama has the No. 1 SOS while Tennessee is No. 23.

Any questions?

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@IUBarstool

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It’s funny to me that the two most inbred fanbases, full of people whose IQ scores are less than what they pay an hour at McDonalds, have gravitated to “ThEy PiPe In CrOwD nOiSe At nEyLaNd” instead of the Occam’s Razor answer which is their offense couldn’t handle our defense.