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[ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᶠʳᵒᵍ @S034_cobb]

my tweets will now be a stream of consciousness , good luck

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

thank you chasers :)

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀 @cloutless_angel]

just one more letter, bro. this letter will surely be the one that gets through to the demented, sociopathic president.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Genuinely pathetic statement

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance what’s his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding

[赤姫☭ @akamisoshiruu]

j’espère être toujours de ce monde quand viendra le jour de la chute des États-Unis

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

The most armed population in history would do something about the Gestapo roaming their streets, but they need to save ammo for real emergencies like a child playing ding dong dash, or the sudden urge to commit a familial murder-suicide.

[☆ ʲ ᵘ ˡ ᵉ ˢ ☆ @mrs_socialista]

Copmala paraded around ICE agents at her rallies and said she'd be tougher on the border than Trump.

Shut the fuck up.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

JD Vance after 2 hazy juicy IPAs

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The Cubans figured out necromancy and they're reviving Castro right now

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

INFINITE DEBT AND NO HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE

[Zachary “Skip” Skipper @NFL_Mauritania]

She would have made Whitefish Bay if she had put 15 more miles behind her.