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Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

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@benonwine I remember a 'cup of dripping' in the fridge door.

Don't remember actually ever eating it.

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@cufcmike I don't go for a 'smoke break' any more.

I do, however, step outside to check my mental wellbeing and practise my mindfullness.

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@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCNews @BBCOne I don't think so, mate

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@joshuabjohnson That sounds like something Josh Johnson would say

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@TRobinsonNewEra Did they take all the wheelie bins?
or just the one painted white?

asking for a friend

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@prieurdp Where I used to work.

"If a bomb is planted in your car, the explosion will throw the engine away from the building"

Always reverse park

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@LaraInTheMiddle you doing me a confuse

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@mholt6 backup drives

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@ShabanaMahmood I don't think so mate

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@fesshole You live on the same road as a school.

Why wouldn't you walk?

Seems odd

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@AngryBritishMum @LBC I realised a long time ago, engagement farming exists

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@AutoPap I'd park it at my Mum's house.

She'll never know

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@BurnsideWasTosh It sounds like something I'd read in the papers

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@TraceyLee_07 Wait until you find out about hot dogs

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@anon_opin Watt?

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@enchantedflms If it's crusty, it's a cob.
If it's soft, it's a bap.

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@GBNEWS Let me get this straight.

Your defence is a kick to the head that happened after you assaulted a police officer?

Compounded by the public outcry after everybody watched you assault a police officer.

I'm not a lawyer, but a vetoed trial isn't innocence

thugs

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@BenGrahamUK turning the heating off while you visit Alton Towers would save more money

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@paulafr68963440 And look at you now, Quiche on a weekday.

Proud of you

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@bagshaw2112 MVE 823R - 1976 Mini 1000

paid £50 for it in 1988.

Spent many hours and much ££ on it.