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don't know who I am anymore... Autistic but I'm trying... started...18/02/2025

[Tdog 🏳️‍⚧️ @S20ASSASSIN]

Amazing night tonight, Im not good at expressing stuff, this meant a lot ❤️ a lot, thank you James 🥹

Also thank you @BureiSai for coming along, thanks for chilling, it was lovely to meet you 😊

[Kela 🖤🤘 @Lifeonwheels95]

I'll call it X when he calls her Vivian, bitch

[Blargh @_Blargh1225]

“ma’am we’ve found 500gb of face sitting porn on your device”

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

Sean Lock will be looking down and thinking "I knew this day would come".
He always knew Russell Brand was a wrongun.

[sysxplore @sysxplore]

She already knew the root password for SSH on Alpine

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Sean Lock (RIP) on Russell Brand in 2014.

"The reason I hate him so much is because I'm a dad and I have this fear that my daughters will bring something like that home."

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

The bug is like a joke.

On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀

[Deathsarus @deathsarus]

"THAT'S HOW YOU RUN A GAME COMPANY!"

[grace @gracebh4t]

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.

[Comrade d 🏴🚩☭ 🔻 @SelbagD]

“Sam Altman having oxygen in his lungs is an inefficient use of the world’s limited oxygen supply, it would be better allocated.”

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Sean Lock saw through Russell Brand straight away

[crock zero dial @crock0dial]

Cerberus guarding the gates of hell

[Leo @puplxo]

I’m confused. So if I consent to being strangled during sex, but the government passes a law that makes my consent invalid. Who’s taking away my right to safe sex the most? The person I willingly gave my consent to, or the governmental body telling me my consent is invalid.

[Takeshi Kovac @TakeshiKovac69]

in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them

[Tdog 🏳️‍⚧️ @S20ASSASSIN]

@N104AP Shhhhh wouldn't put it past HMRC 😆

[Maya-Claire 🥀 @ofclmayaclaire]

Just found this random clip of NorthernLion and thought it was quite humorous. Unrelated

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿julie @juliesacunt]

The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide

[Ali 🐈‍⬛☄️ @AliCatastrophe]

Guys I'm so tired with the frivolous "child safety laws" that are being passed in the UK. At this point some guy is gonna choke on food in a restaurant and be arrested for public indecency.

[Junior @MetsJr69]

JAPAN SOON