Brian Kelly

Your uncle Brizo, kebab enthusiast and runner up of 2014 The voice Pakistan

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ Go ahead Jeannie

[dinzy @dinzy__]

Can’t wait to hear a Belfast taxi drivers thoughts on this invasion

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

I am one of over 150,000 people who have signed this petition https://t.co/yDsiApcbUI @ChiefConPSNI, why is the @PoliceServiceNI trying to cover up what happened to Noah? Drop the Public Interest Immunity certificate, we deserve to know the truth.

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@KieraLav_xo How mad is it that you have a completely different accent when you’re 1 bottle of WKD and a half deep

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@dinzy__ It’s a feeling of victory when you hear that ping and then you’re clipped by an almighty pong and realise the dirty cunts been microwaving tuna

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@adamazzabi It’s hotter on the exit

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Caalburns Swal Gurns back wi a bang

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@dinzy__ There is mate, it’s called cyanide

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ This tweet screams “look at me I gym” while trying to make it discreet, do you gym aye?

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ @jonny_1872 Fuck that’s a bit mad coming from a man with 3 teeth

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@jonny_1872 @Owenhunter_ Yes Owen PM me hun (non sectarian)

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ What’s all this

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@CarltonDoom @mxgbx I was getting these for my back and the same thing happened, doctor told me I should try yoga instead, all 16 stone of me looked at him in disgust as I wondered how the fuck I was getting in to a leotard

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@Scott_McA Seen some of these on Facebook this morning and was thinking the same, minus the wee shite sausage rolls

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ He’s having a meltdown today, not a bit of skin left on his knuckles, things you love to see

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@Owenhunter_ Tinger mate

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@11mcclean What a fucking horse mate

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

Dare I say it, there’s a quare stretch in the evening these days

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

@mark_blair__ My uncle had a golden retriever that was notorious for killing chickens

[Brian Kelly @S20BMK]

Absolutely sick of this happening, I can’t wear fuck all