Samuel M. Cole

I cover scissors, smash paper and cut rock!

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@tristanrudenick http://t.co/yP2EibzDU2

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@brett_wins http://t.co/YBHCpYbwsR

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@diabeticdoom http://t.co/JsxWkvtUtk

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@hallucinox http://t.co/x0G6m04iLC

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@trillak http://t.co/0vJHyw6VKA

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@andrewjaygianda http://t.co/lZMMD4pkzt

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@drillemordie http://t.co/5gQFDhyNtE

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@burch_dylan http://t.co/xZT8858xQZ

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I would get a new mattress every month if I could. There's a shave club, let's hear about the mattress club already!

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If you're paintballing at your bachelor party, you're marrying too young. #truth

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I gotta cut down on my cringe-worthy tweets @die_lawn_

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Watching dirty jobs, man

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Drink life in, its okay if you have to mix it with vodka first

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@John_Schimmel how old was dave mustaine when he became an immortal?

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@John_Schimmel adele IS classic dude

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When your girl takes you on a t-bell run just because, you know she's the one #lyfe

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Watching ratatouille #party

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@Sarbear_Stern #thetrollop

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Watching heavyweights, the nineties never ended in this apartment! #nineties