Saurabh!

Retired punner.

[sksdsds @psmhsm]

According to Ajay Devgan, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is straight.

[Tanmay @sentiyapaa]

Ek baar Elvish bhai ke ghar me aag lag gayi. Unhone damkal walon ko bulaya. Mohalle me dus ghar the. Damkal walon ne sabke ghar me pani dena shuru kar diya.

Elvish: Are sabke ghar me kyun daal rahe, aag to mere ghar me lagi hai?

Damkal wale bhaiya:

[sunetra choudhury @sunetrac]

Why is there confusion in the #Hathras case. Dying declaration confirms rape ( disturbing video)

[Tanmay @sentiyapaa]

Government is very serious about safety of a woman. That woman is Kangana Ranaut. Rest of you all, the deal's not for you.

[Saahil Menghani @saahilmenghani]

👉#Thread on fact-check of another shameful act by UP Police- the Washing machine of UP govt

👉Watch ADG, L̶O̶L̶ Law & Order, saying no rape in Hathras just coz 'no sperms in samples'

👉Fact- In his own admission, sample was collected on Sept 25th, 11 days after the crime

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[Naveen Kapoor @IamNaveenKapoor]

Hathras victim family phones taken , police not letting family to speak to media ...

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@ohh__teri Ishan dada for the prime minister 🥺🥺

[Gagan @Singhlicious]

When foofa ji is travelling in the metro and no one asked him to sit:

[sksdsds @psmhsm]

Just in case the govt is planning to ban Among Us, Akshay Kumar should get his team to start working on an online version of Chor-Police-Raja-Mantri.

[Mumbai Indians @mipaltan]

HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Tanmay @sentiyapaa]

Women's chest are divided but Manchester United

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@sentiyapaa ruuk jaau kya 🥺🥺🥺

[Rakhi Tripathi @rakhitripathi]

I wish WhatsApp was a Chinese app.

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@ohh__teri mhatara hagla swapnanvr 😭😭😭

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@sentiyapaa aree nai fir kabi aayenge vapis fursaat me chai peene

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@sentiyapaa dhanyawad bhaiyya pr mai vapis chala

[Saurabh! @S4UR48H]

@sentiyapaa @neobie14 @FindKito dil mein 🥺