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@_putonthemask_ @CaribbeanRythms Your viral posts show how dog shit the user base of Twitter has gotten

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@AlexMasnada02 Yet the South is more enjoyable

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@CristusVictor Yesterday paid $14 for a steak bowl no add ons

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@blancmontagnard It’s all gambling. Gamble it every second. Gut health is the solution

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@BowTiedGrizzly_ @GreeneMan6 They vote Democrat on the basis of abortion

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But boomers didn’t set a country up for continual progress and now it’s been on the decline

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Millennials ushered in a food renaissance in America whereas the boomers carried the American tradition of ambivalence to food (millennial gourmet burger vs boomer meat puck burger). The higher standards of millennials should stay cheap, it’s food. Progress should allow for that

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@0x49fa98 Chicken teriyaki was $7.99 in 2019/2020. It’s been at $14.99 for two years now

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@shagbark_hick Government mandated hotel price control on motels running off those Indian small business loans

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@beatlesfancy Slave diet

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@YakubianFollow Neva eva eva

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LA Fitness and Chipotle should team up

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Ab crunch machines are criminally underrated

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@jt0hny Marketing trash

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@SolBrah Transurfing 🏄‍♂️

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@lance_corporate gay fanfiction

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@JoshRainerGold He messed up with the gluten free bun

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@oldstocky Women look better in pictures

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@FinancialRapist Double or power plays?

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@HellenicFool Average man could crush his skull with one hand