Sam

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Blue wave so big Karlie and Taylor in the box together

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

“Men’s mental health matters” until a guy gets cozy in bed after a long day and treats himself to some macaroons

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The Packers:

[trash jones @jzux]

getting diagnosed with OCD as an adult is so embarrassing. oh I didn’t realize it was a disorder I thought this was just My Special System

[Talkin’ Colts @TalkinnColts]

Top 5 Worst Days to be a Colts Fan in the last 15 years:

• Peyton Signs with Broncos
• Andrew Luck Retiring
• Losing to Jax on Clown Day
• The Day Shane Steichen was hired
• Today

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[mcnabb @mcnabbplswin]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am

Chris Ballard, nice person, should invite him to the island again.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.

[People Over Profit @Floridamarx]

So many people don’t seem to understand this…

[Not Bijan @InBijanWeTrust]

Tua is the funniest QB ever he just jogged out there cleats untied wedgie in his butt and threw it directly to Kyle Hamilton and got right on the team bus

[Faux Peyton Manning @FeuxManning]

Watching Daniel Jones at 8 am is even harder than I thought

[j @slayjayph]

carly rae jepsen performing a 22 track set for 15 dollars because the festival she’s supposed to perform in got cancelled. she truly is doing it for the love of music and for her audience.

[💌 @Iikeapattern]

would never relinquish my swiftie duties…but after 20 years sometimes you just have to say that’s nice honey and press play on state of grace.

[me @twetsfyp]

life before this tweet……….

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is a clear first down*

*unless you’re playing the Chiefs

[Michael Duncan @MichaelDuncan]

Having to listen to Collinsworth call a Mahomes game against your team should make you eligible for some sorta class action lawsuit against the NFL

[jay 🇬🇭 @assnaruined]

if i had 5 bullets and i was in a room with netanyahu, stalin, hitler, an IDF soldier, or cooper rush, im shooting cooper rush 5 times

[Spencer 💖 @dumbgayshit]

"Are you ready for your neo-psychedelic rock lessons? "

Dua Lipa gulped.
Miley Cyrus nodded.
Magdalena Bay shuddered.
Olivia Rodrigo blinked nervously.

"Yes Carly Rae Jepsen," they all said in unison.