Every time our prison meal arrives Tristan takes it and asks through the door โIs this organic?โ
The prison guards usually reply with: What?
Tristan: Is this food organic?
Guard: What? Just take it.
Tristan: Is this locally sourced?
Guard: *slams food tray shut*
Tristan then eats the food and complains to me the entire time that it's not organic and not locally sourced.
He's been doing this every single meal for weeks.