Sarah Mackie

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right!

[Luke Pollard MP @LukePollard]

Thanks to the hundreds of Armed Forces personnel raising money for the Royal British Legion on London Poppy Day.

It was great to join them - and the Band of the @GrenadierGds - to meet commuters and collect donations this morning at London Paddington.

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Never has my heart been so broken and so full of love ❤️

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Within 6 weeks I’ll finally start getting answers about this goddam hip!!

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Woman’s football is so much better to watch!!!

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

@CariiDaviies You’re my favourite bad ass!!!

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

It’s like biting into a chocolate cake and it tasting like pizza 😂😂😂

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Go to London for the day. Come back a day later in yesterday’s clothes and remnants of make up 🙈

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

@PaulClarke999 fairy lights, a rug, throw cushions and an egg poacher!

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

The realisation at 26 I’m still not adult enough to go to Aldi and only buy what I need 🙈

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Trying to make weight for the weekend, then go and eat a whole bar of darkermilk 😭🙈

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Wow! GOT! Not a clue who anyone is or what’s going on, but that was dramatic!!!!!

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Look at the clock... look at the score. Going to be a high scoring game! Heard it here first #ENGvSCO

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

I’d love to be a lady of leisure coming into the hairdressers to get a wash and blow dry like the woman next to me! 👸🏼

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Tomorrow’s the day I’ve been waiting so long for! Bring on the RAF Champs! 🥋

[RAF Cosford @RAF_Cosford]

Congratulations to the latest course of @RoyalAirForce Physical Training Instructors to graduate from @RAF_SofPT @RAF_Cosford. We wish them every success in their future careers.

[ACM Harv Smyth @ChiefofAirStaff]

Excellent visit to @RAF_Cosford for the Air Force Board. Special thanks to the Shadow Board for their invaluable insights. Many congratulations to the RAF's 14 newest Physical Training Instructors, graduating today with an outstanding demonstration of skill @RAF_SofPT

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Professional crayon chewer is the best name I’ve heard someone be called!!!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas.

Me: I didn’t see them.

5-year-old: No one ever does.

Checkmate.

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

As if I’m getting the family number plate that’s 56 years old!!! 😁😁😁

[Sarah Mackie @SAMackie_93]

Being told I need to clean and dust my room before I leave tomorrow... sorry Cath I think you’re forgetting I’m a guest not resident!!!