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[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

SHE’S BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Pope Leo do you fuck with Midwest emo?

[sam @SAMonella]

deeply disturbed by the result of spending 3 weeks in farm country

[sam @SAMonella]

listen I was not feeling any sort of way about convocation but ngl I am v into the cape/hood aspect I am a Leo I love some pomp and circumstance

[sam @SAMonella]

I came to office today dressed as Arthur the anteater and the gag isn’t even that no one else dressed up. the gag is that no one else showed up

[sam @SAMonella]

this is how I found out the prime minister and his wife separated

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Celebrity break ups and divorces this year:

Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn
Ariana Grande & Dalton Gomez
Billie Eilish & Jesse Rutherford
Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello
Rosalía & Rauw Alejandro
Tina Knowles & Richard Lawson
Tini & Rodrigo De Paul
Justin Trudeau & Sophie Grégoire
Hunter Schafer & Dominic Fike
Ricky Martin & Jwan Yosef
Billy Porter & Adam Smith
Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth

What is going on?

[sam @SAMonella]

so simple

[sam @SAMonella]

inside you there are two wolves

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

1st date

Leo: Hi I'm the best!
Virgo: Ok