sara

she/her

[sara @SARATONlN]

i miss the classic survivor challenges like “who can make the best SOS sign” and “who can drink the most blood”

[kie @criminalplaza]

THE PICTURE😭😭😭

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/zfd5Bcfol3

[Carolyn Wiger @carolynwiger]

I’ll send 5 random accounts that retweet this a free tank🌈💜💃 #Survivor

[Uahikea Maile @uahikea]

Reports suggest 93 people are dead, 1000 people missing still, and 2700 structures destroyed. To consider this an economic opportunity to acquire land for development & profit is beyond the pale. The colonial speculation of disaster capitalism is happening right now in Lāhainā.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Chinese algae eaters have mouths that generate a remarkable suction force

In situations where adequate algae sources are scarce, these fish may resort to feeding on the mucous coating present on the bodies of other fish.

📹unamifoxmain
https://t.co/vaOkdMFQzh

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

I allways carry a vanity mirror with me if you come across a flower which is facing. Down put the mirror on your toe and put it under the plantyou can now se the flowers heart withoutbending down cheers

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

“Work husband” “work wife” what about my work jester? my funny little friend coming to my office to tell me a silly story and make me smile? a jolly little creature who will enrich me on our lunch break?

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Kanye: “I like Hitler”
Jenna Ortega: “Palestinians deserve to live”

The Times of Israel:

[sara @SARATONlN]

@GilroyMusic Incredible

[꩜ @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. This weekend, the New York Times published misinformation it knew to be false. Because the stakes are so high, I try my best to explain what the paper did why it is so dangerous.

[levy @1929stockcrash]

a+ for effort

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m culturally Jewish which means I have all the anxiety, stress, and gastrointestinal problems of regular Judaism but without the comfort of god

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

Tonight's to-do list:
-honk
-shoo
-honk
-mimimimimi

[sara @SARATONlN]

😩

[sara @SARATONlN]

i’ve been saying this for years and every now and then it goes viral but i would like to think i’m the first person to ever say it

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The more I read these panicked articles about places like NYC and San Francisco being 'unsafe', the more I realize it's not about crime at all - just discomfort with poverty being more visible