Sara 0hm

You got your sheep and you got your black sheep, and I’m not even a sheep, I’m on the freaking moon.

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@PghDOMI really big pothole taking up half of the alley in Smith Way in Lawrenceville, right outside of 4122 Smith Way. Getting bigger!

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@Pgh311 very large pothole on Smith Way in Lawrenceville, right in front of 4122 smith way- progressively getting worse every day

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@Pgh311 @Pgh311

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@Pgh311 Lawrenceville- Banner way at Willow St. full traffic cone inside of a deep hole in the street seems scary

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@Pgh311 Hole is still here… and getting bigger..

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Boys on dating apps being like “I bet you can’t beat me in golf”…like no kidding Trevor, you’re out there 7 days a week and I’m not even sure if you have a job, I HOPE I can’t beat you idiot

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

I haven’t been into psychos since my ex but Rafe Cameron could turn me back

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@PopBase Texts to your ex

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Some of the in-theater notes that I took during the new Avatar while shriveled up into my jacket in terror…@officialavatar

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

@therealbschrec I am not sure to be honest lol

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

I HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH ANTIBIOTIC CREAM FOR 4 DAYS.. what’s going to happen to me? @elonmusk

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Is there an area of twitter where people can go to talk about their sexual feelings for Paul Hollywood?

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

My neighbor told me that our other neighbors who just moved in referred to me as “crop top girl”.. and idk if that’s offensive or just very accurate

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Ciabatta bread as a sandwich vessel is trash

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

We should just make it mandatory for woman to have children…..oh wait..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.

A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Who do people hang out with all day if they don’t have a dog?

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

My toxic trait is eating the lunch I brought in for work at 9:30am

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

So we’re just going to continue to collectively normalize mass shootings and focus on bigger things like removing abortion laws and LGBTQ rights instead right?

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

Where were you when Kenny Pickett got drafted to the Steelers?

[Sara 0hm @SARAo__]

FUCKING KENNY PICKETT!!!!!!!!