Sarah Scott

I travel a lot, make stupid decisions abroad, and won't shut up about soccer.

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@dwaynepaul06 His constant near-vomiting was driving me insane. Buddy, they're not actually going to shoot you.

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What was that noise just now that rattled dtla?

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@SortaBad I hate to say it, but I think you're right.

Super glad I was forced to move back to the US this year. suuuuuper glad and not at all concerned.

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@bladeswordles My mom and her sister had a falling out because my mom wanted to prove that all four of them had different dads. She was baffled that her siblings weren’t all dying to find out if their mom got around even more than they previously knew.

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Ok but why does this woman from Rose Red look like @FlemilyEming doing a character on mythical kitchen?

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Man the new sounders logo is bland as hell

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@tinylilbows Same. But on the other hand, I’m glad the cat now lives with people who would not do that

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I have two invites for the website that shall not be named.

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@Calamadee I’m at ikea and found some. I’m also moving to DTLA in 3-4 weeks, so it might be perfect for me to bring you one

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The thing about the wrong flag being used in Oppenheimer is that it was so easily catchable. The number of people who at any point in the production process who could have said, “wait a second,” is probably well over 100. Does it ruin the movie? No. Was it immensely silly? Yes.

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@bladeswordles It’s a miracle dogs don’t turn to dust a blow away in the wind because they drink in only the dumbest ways possible, each of them uniquely stupid.

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I feel most out of touch with other humans when I hear someone say that breaking in Birkenstocks is painful

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@Calamadee Still available here, as far as I can tell. I could probably help get one (or however many) to you if you want

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What a not at all suspicious text message from USPS, a US government agency that absolutely sends text messages from Malaysia.

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@Corycm @GritnGlitter I fully support more celebrities answering questions that are intended to stir up shit with a simple, "fuck you"

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@zerena_hoofs Germans love their socks and sandals. LOVE.

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@zerena_hoofs Then don’t come to Germany. That would be considered high fashion

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@fuckyouiquit On behalf of the people who cut those checks—CASH THEM. Even if they’re small. It’s somebody’s job to reconcile them every month and to follow up on them when they don’t clear.

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@blanketconqueso @fuckyouiquit