Sav Rubin

life, liberty, & the pursuit of serotonin

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West likes Amanda because she was unattainable to him for years and now it’s also a bit of a game/ challenge 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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New Uber feature: silent ride for UGLIES ONLY

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Ariana Grande to Paul Mescal: “I’ve seen you sing on YouTube!” #ActorsOnActors https://t.co/ISo9y9uhTr

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Who will lead the microwave division

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Netflix, Apple TV+ and Peacock will team up to form their own streaming bundle through Comcast.

Will be offered at a “vastly reduced price”

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Well this just has to be the most unfortunate case of losing a pet

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LFO had the wildest lyrics cause how you go from “there was a good man named Paul Revere” to “I feel much better, baby, when you're near” I’m ctfu

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Ludo Bagman

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Okay hear me out…
Both released in 2000, these two stories involve a protagonist being forced to enter a competition which they were unprepared for… one who’s prize is the thing that will try to kill them (& the friend they made along the way)

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There are many other similarities in plot points and characters of both stories. I could write a whole essay on it but I’ll leave it at that

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Austen’s therapist’s reactions are reading “as soon as you leave this room I’m writing into deuxmoi” #SouthernCharm

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@Eagles I know it’s a little late but the idea just came for me for you guys to recreate the Perfect Day intro in Legally Blonde
Jalen as Reese and getting in uniform, obviously

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A six year old told my fortune today and said that my soulmate is named either:
Max
William
Fox
Maverick

So I guess I have to fly to Brooklyn and go to a brewery

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Yearly statement that August being 8 is so wrong and unsettling

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adderall shortage summer

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Oh no Sunday night HBO show I suppose I’ll just stare into the void

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@oconnodj thought pubes was short for puberty someone arrest this man

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I wish I had a trailer 100 yards away at every social event I attended. And I could go to it whenever I wanted but still watch was going on- in sweatpants #PUMPRULES

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I was waiting for Kendall to conclude his eulogy with this #Succession

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Not Tom expecting Ariana to pull a fucking Gene Parmesan and figure out his AFFAIR so he could take the cowards way out #PumpRules