El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh)

Brutal Frugalist (wanna be). 4x Comrades Marathon finisher 🥉who doesn't like running. I tweet what I like, especially with typos.

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal (some greater - Samunition) in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first body.

You might not feel it or see it but it's happening and sometimes it's delayed - Samunition

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@tboseZA You mean to tell me she's so smitten she didn't tell him about her only sister and conversely he didn't ask about her about family? Interesting. Your #TheBlindSpot is that you want to let feelings trump clear logic. You want your sister to sleep with the same guy you slept with.

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

Working hard to build my IFA @Discovery_SA #DiacoveryInsure

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@Discovery_SA E - Waze (distance & time to destination).
The lastest cars have tyre pressure monitors, if battey is dying the car will alert you & it won't start, cars have break sensors, you can't check D properly unless the car has been running & the engine is at optimal temp. #FuelFriday

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@blackpresidante @KayaON959 That's funny (in Sizwe's voice) 😏

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@PHASTARICO @KayaON959 @MbuyiseniNdlozi I hear what you are saying but I look at this way. The youngins need to earn their keep (campus, community, local etc). The target market for Khaya is the older gen. I'm not going tune in to listen to a 20+ year old on Khaya. That's what Y and Y academy is for.

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@Nkosing79938324 @FezileMatl69967 @MaBlerh @SizweDhlomo Ke kopa idata 🥹

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@Nkosing79938324 @FezileMatl69967 @MaBlerh @SizweDhlomo We don't have kakasi in Gauteng guys. How are we going to listen to Dingy on the wireless?

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@iamkoshiek Don Petty Cash, probably this question has been asked before but please indulge. Why do home loans have long payment terms. I can have a R1.5M vehicle finance for 72 months but a house is 240 months, why?

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@tboseZA If it ain't broken, BREAK IT. Neighbors (people) over Spouses. Modern marriage. #TheBlindSpot

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

Ka font ya Curriculum Vitae ya ma 80s 🤣

[Pineapple™ @Pineapple_SA]

If you’re old enough to recognise THIS font? You’re old enough to get a quote 🍍If you’re old enough to recognise THIS font? You’re old enough to get a quote 🍍.

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

98.56% @helenzille resemblance. 😂

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@Ant_089 Yup heard what General Sibiya said about the service/maintenance costs akere?

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@tboseZA Your blindspot is that you are assuming he wanted a baby with the other party. It could be that the other part didn't fold like you did twice and stood her ground or she wanted a baby. #TheBlindSpot

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

God's Eye

[LunarSoulX @cricket_Stats05]

Hey @grok, why does Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu cover the camera lens on his phone? 👀

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@tboseZA Your blindspot is that you don't seem to have boundaries with your friend regarding your marriage. Your friend is too comfortable...ensuite during the people, why couldn't she use the other bathroom in the house or the rented ones? #TheBlindSpot

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@starr_phila @Tzoro1 @FlySafair I've noticed that people are taking matters there now and the responses are prompt.

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

Fellow South Africans. #FamilyMeeting #CyrilRamaphosa

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

If cupcake respected us he wouldn't be late, it's 20:06 #FamilyMeeting #CyrilRamaphosa

[The Presidency 🇿🇦 @PresidencyZA]

PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA TO ADDRESS THE NATION

President @CyrilRamaphosa will tonight at 20h00, address the nation following the judgment of the Constitutional Court in the case brought by the Economic Freedom Fighters challenging the National Assembly’s decision with respect to Section 89 proceedings against the President.

The President will address the nation as follows:

Date: Monday, 11 May 2026

Time: 20h00

Venue: Union Buildings, Pretoria

ISSUED BY THE PRESIDENCY OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

[El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) @SA_Bhebe]

@t_tspi @tboseZA The challenge is that we don't discuss or take these things seriously. She got lobola'd after the ConCourt ruling on customary marriage. Most people only know of a prenup - I learned of a postnup after Zakes Bantwini and Nandi Madida did one.

[Polity.org.za @PolityZA]

Do you think President Cyril Ramaphosa would survive an impeachment vote in Parliament?

#CyrilRamaphosa #Impeachment #PhalaPhala