SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir

[Guleid abdullahi @BarbDusa]

We love our RO 🥹 #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Unity is the thick blue line between trots chaos and NLS order #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

SAlt and NLS have missed shouting across at each other due to the seating change so we gave agreed to do it during lunch so no one relaxes #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Here at SAlt we don't understand why a part of the Labor party doesn't want us to spread lies about the Labor party #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

SAlt will be propossing the alterntive name of PissComm #natcon22

[Farrago @FarragoMagazine]

SAlt votes against a procedural to rename BizComm to SnackComm. It passes. #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

🐴🐴🐴 #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

here at SAlt we have always had trouble with accromnyms so NLS shouldn't call us out for our repeated mistakes #natcon22

[NatCon Morning Herald @NatConMH]

Have your dreams been invaded? Several Unity and NLS members report having dreams with SAlt in them, some stated that as they slept they "could still hear their screams" and that "even while sleeping, the Trots harassed me" #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Found the bill #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

@Latrine_Naarm SAlt will happily provide funding and expert advice to see it sucedes #natcon22

[#NUSEdCon24 @Golf_Whitlam]

Petition to rename the five minute break to pisscon #NatCon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Photo of the attack on @TurnbullMalcolm for reference #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Freedom of speech #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

I can confirm the attack on Malcolm Turnbull did involve piss #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

The NUS should defend my right to have a piss kink #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Here at SAlt we think its a shame to complain contantly with no action, despite the act this is how we opperate #natcon22

[Woroni @Woroni]

Unity forgets to clap for its speaker at #natcon22. Headkicker immediately bursts into flames, two dels wake up.

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

And we like eating paper #natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

Laminators are unfair because we didnt think of it#natcon22

[SAlt head kickers official and piss conisoir @SAltHeadkickers]

We at SAlt gave decided a punch on will be the best way to negotiate with NLS #natcon22