Spencer Blank

BUCKET GETTING AFICIONADO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Have you heard dis information?

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@KevyWarbucks Been saying this to you for years!

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@Bonnaroo why is your festival wide sales tax 25%?

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

Sometimes I just be watching the hockey refs. These dudes skate as good as the players and have a madden rating of 99 in spacial awareness

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@KevyWarbucks Better get a double scoop of gorilla mode ready, it’s gonna be a long night!

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@stevieanheuser We out here brother!

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

This TSA agent is unfit to handle a dog.

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@NFL I propose a new incentive program where if any team starts a white CB for an entire season they get the first 5 picks of the draft

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

The NFL’s incentive program of giving an extra 3rd round pick to teams who hire a “minority”as their head coach is one of the most racist things I’ve heard in awhile

[Esteban “Stevie” Anheuser @stevieanheuser]

Was having a fantastic day until my accountant called me and told me how much I owe the Ukraine in taxes this year…

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

It’s the time of the year where I start pretending like I’ve been watching the heat all season

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@TMFanSupport I purchased verified tickets off of your website and was denied entry at the gate because they said my tickets were fake. Turns out you double sold the tickets and stole my money.

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@TMFanSupport @TMFanSupport I purchased verified tickets off of your website and was denied entry at the gate because they said my tickets were fake. Turns out you double sold the tickets and stole my money.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

How lame is the Empire State Building? Lighting up a NY building in the colors of a NFC East rival? What an absolute piece of shit building. Id be embarrassed to have it in my city. They should knock it down.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

If Tua could throw the ball 7 yards further he would be the greatest QB ever

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@Ticketmaster you guys have the worst customer service of all time

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

@Ticketmaster you sold me tickets that you had already sold to other people and I was denied entry at the venue. I have gone back and forth with your help line for weeks and nobody is any help. This is fraudulent and shows how incompetent your company and websites technology is.

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

Confession: When I was 16 I competed in the “Maccabi Games” also known as the “Jewish Olympics” and wore the Germany Hyper-dunks without realizing what I had done until years laters.

[Spencer Blank @SB22_]

What percent of submission are hit after @joerogan says “he’s got it”?