Conservative Baptist Network Convention

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People ask us sometimes why we named our club the Conservative Baptist Network. Well, simply put, it’s because the Fox News Baptist Network was too “on the nose”.

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I have a book, too, and some of the pages haven’t been colored in.

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Ok but can we at least make a motion to make Jerry Falwell Jr. the next president of the ERLC?

Someone do it, you cowards.

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@ColeStovall Amen! And it’s not Harry Potter. (But we do have that one as well, we at the CBNC are big Potheads)

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BREAKING: The Hotel and convention center used by the SBC is LGBTQ affirming! When will we wake up to this doctrinal drift!

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google fry whole potato then cut into individual fries quicker?

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SOME ONE STOP THIS SINGING AND ASK ED ABOUT PLAGIARISM THATS ALL WE HAVE LEFT

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Also, I’m very cool with throwing the baby out with the bath water. All because they said my favorite politician had moral issues.

https://t.co/am6nI5fPJv

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Why can’t I have nice things? #SBC22

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Hey @tomascol u ain’t said nothing in a bit, what you doing?

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What the heck are we going to do with all these Ls?

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“Prayer is not the most important thing” - JD Greer
- Ed Litton

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“Prayer is not the most important thing” - Ed Litton

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Don’t ask me about the context, y’all should know that doesn’t matter

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“Prayer is not the most important thing” - Ed Litton

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Ed better stand up and preach JD’s sermon from last year. Come on, if you scared say you scared.

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@brentepling I wouldn’t know because I never unboycotted Disney. But I heard from a backslidden friend that it’s the worst.

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Well geez tell us you didn’t get tickets to Disneyland without telling us you didn’t get tickets to Disneyland.

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Why didn’t we do shenanigans this morning? We’ll simply put the CBN stands for Chicken Baptist Network.

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NOT TODAY MARRIAGE BED, WE’RE TRYING TO TAKE THE SHIP

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Lube early and lube often! #SexTip

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(Ok, now that the woke lozers are going to be late, CBN folks get there early and let’s do some scheming!)

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Hey, so the coffee shop across the street from the convention hall is giving away donuts. Out of kindness I want to encourage all non-CBN supporters to go get free donuts. It’s ok if you’re a little late this morning, we’re not up to anything