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[therochester.bsky.social @SBRochester]

What is this was a guitar? Maybe a rose gold on that Jaguar control. But this sort of layout.

[therochester.bsky.social @SBRochester]

Damn T-Pain must be broke af. Anyway, just a reminder, don’t use @doordash.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I do not play soccer. And I did not order all this shit!!! @DoorDash come get this man’s stuff #DoorDashPartner

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

OOF: The plaintiffs who unsuccessfully sued trying to stop Trump from renovating the Reflecting Pool have just uncorked a scathing update to the judge

"This is the foreseeable result of defendants’ decision to bypass the consultative process required by law and which must occur before the government can alter our nation’s most sacred spaces"

"It should go without saying, Congress required agencies to consult with experts and public before making changes to historic properties for a reason. The public is now witnessing what happens when, instead, agencies barrel ahead with ill-conceived plans in a hasty manner to meet an arbitrary deadline imposed by the White House"

[therochester.bsky.social @SBRochester]

New Twitter, you interact with any trending topic on this site and your whole TL becomes that topic.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Is anyone else's time line like 75 percent about 1 really specific video game or is this just where we're at algorithm wise

[Adam Lightfoot @lightfoot90]

And remember, folks - if you ARE going to post a still from a film

DON’T SAY WHAT THE FILM IS

That’s not cool. It’s only cool if you don’t say where it’s from.

[therochester.bsky.social @SBRochester]

Dr. Ozempic MD, JD here is pretending losing 20lbs in 30 days is the strictly result of these unhealthy old men eating fermented food and not GLP-1s and calorie deficits. And it should be a political story, because it’s an obvious con by the politicians and the “doctors.”

[Sean OMara MD, JD @DrSeanOMara]

Indeed, my team honestly wasn’t quite sure what to expect from what we feared might become primarily a political story. Instead, @natalieandrews delivered a high-quality piece of journalism—one that focused on issues relevant to all Americans and provided meaningful value without becoming overtly political.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Oh look. Someone’s testicles came rolling by after he lost his primary. I mean, he’s 💯right, but he never ever would have said this before. And that, ladies and gents, is why the Cassidys of the world are as responsible for everything that has happened under Trump.

[Fender Belly @fender_belly]

More unbiased reporting from Rolling Stone Magazine

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Netanyahu directly rejects the Lebanon clause of the US-Iran agreement announced by Pakistan, telling Trump the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon and that Israel does not consider itself bound by the clause, per Maariv.

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

This is nothing like Idiocracy. President Camacho sought out the advice of the most intelligent people in the country, implemented their suggestions and bucked public opinion after he was shown evidence that their policies were working.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨NEW: Iran Declares Strait of Hormuz Closed to All Shipping, Warns Any Vessel Will Be Targeted

Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters, the armed forces’ top operational command responsible for coordinating joint military operations, said:

🔹 “Following the criminal aggressions of the American enemy, and considering the launch of new attacks by the invading army of that country on areas in the south of Hormozgan province, from this moment, due to insecurity in the region, the Strait of Hormuz is declared closed for passage for all types of vessels, including oil tankers and commercial ships.

🔹 “Any movement of vessels through the Strait of Hormuz will be targeted.”

🔹 “The American claim regarding the passage of a ship through the strait is false,” the statement added, appearing to reference new IRGC Navy claims that two vessels attempting to violate the closure have been struck.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC is now ready to execute "Operation True Promise 5" against Israel tonight, with Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei having authorized the full-scale resumption of war and Iran's Supreme National Security Council convening an emergency session, saying a "painful and decisive response" will come in response to Beirut strikes, per Iranian state TV.

Iran has issued an evacuation warning to all residents in northern Israeli territory to immediately leave, with coordinates of Israeli targets now transferred to missile units.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

TW ⚠️— NPR shares video of an Israeli double tap, bombing Medics who responded after they bombed a family

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

There were only a few dozen people in the audience, but every single one of them went out and formed a clandestine mind control program

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

There’s nothing reporters love more than an open secret. Chiming in after the fact that the cool kids have known for some time now, they just didn’t report it for reasons yet to be determined

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Won't endorse Talarico to beat a Republican but will endorse a gubertorial candidate 3 states away to beat a leftist.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Unrelated

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Actually an extremely useful guide for knowing who not to vote for. And of course they want Becerra lol

[therochester.bsky.social @SBRochester]

https://t.co/XnfJdhj6AK

[Jason Powell @KillerkattArt]

@willmenaker Everyone keeps saying pineapple but kool aid pickles are real

[Robert @TexanRobertC]

@DoodGuyMcPants @Stubbs_GunGuy Deer are too skittish.