Stuart Blythe

30 and a complete mess

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@KassidyElizabet Excuse!?

[Sheree’ Woke AF @ShereeWokeAF]

I'm not pro-murdering babies.

I'm pro-Becky who found out at her 20 week anatomy scan that the infant she had been so excited to bring into this world had developed without life sustaining organs.

I'm pro-Susan who was sexually assaulted on her way home from work, only to come to the horrific realization that her assailant planted his seed in her when she got a positive pregnancy test result a month later.

I'm pro-Theresa who hemorrhaged due to a placental abruption, causing her parents, spouse, and children to have to make the impossible decision on whether to save her or her unborn child.

I'm pro-little Cathy who had her innocence ripped away from her by someone she should have been able to trust and her 11 year old body isn't mature enough to bear the consequence of that betrayal.

I'm pro-Melissa who's working two jobs just to make ends meet and has to choose between bringing another child into poverty or feeding the children she already has because her spouse walked out on her.

I'm pro-Brittany who realizes that she is in no way financially, emotionally, or physically able to raise a child.

I'm pro-Emily who went through IVF, ending up with SIX viable implanted eggs requiring selective reduction in order to ensure the safety of her and a SAFE amount of fetuses.

I'm pro-Christina who doesn't want to be a mother, but birth control methods sometimes fail.

I'm pro-Jessica who is FINALLY getting the strength to get away from her physically abusive spouse only to find out that she is carrying the monster's child.

I'm pro-Vanessa who went into her confirmation appointment after YEARS of trying to conceive only to hear silence where there should be a heartbeat.

I'm pro-Lindsay who lost her virginity in her sophomore year with a broken condom and now has to choose whether to be a teenage mom or just a teenager.

I'm pro-Courtney who just found out she's already 13 weeks along, but the egg never made it out of her fallopian tube so either she terminates the pregnancy or risks dying from internal bleeding.

You can argue and say that I'm pro-choice all you want, but the truth is:
I'm pro-life.
Their lives.
Women's lives.

You don't get to pick and choose which scenarios should be accepted.

Women's rights are meant to protect ALL women, regardless of their situation!

#roevwade #prochoice #abortion #women #womensrights #mybody #mychoice #mybodymychoice

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[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

No matter what Trump does, MAGA will claim it’s the right move. It's so transparent.

- If he sends U.S. troops into war, it’s “to protect American interests.”

- If he pulls U.S. troops out, it’s “America First, no more endless wars.”

- If he raises taxes on the middle class (like tariffs), it’s “a master chess move.”

- If he gives the rich another tax cut, it’s “making America great again.”

- If he defends dictators, it’s “keeping his enemies close.”

- If he attacks a dictator, it’s “Trump is so strong.”

- If he loses in court, it’s “a corrupt Deep State witch hunt.”

- If he wins in court, it’s “proof that Trump was right all along.”

- If he spends recklessly, it’s “investing in America.”

- If he cuts social programs, it’s “draining the swamp.”

- If he runs a huge deficit, it’s “necessary for growth.”

- If Biden runs a deficit, it’s “destroying America.”

- If Trump flips on an issue, it’s “genius 4D chess.”

- If anyone else flips on an issue, they’re a “RINO” or a “sellout.”

- If Trump loses the election, it’s “rigged.”

- If Trump wins the election, it’s “the will of the people.”

- If Trump calls for locking up his enemies, it’s “justice.”

- If anyone calls for investigating him, it’s “weaponizing the justice system.”

- If Trump skips a debate, it’s “he doesn’t need to waste his time.”

- If Biden skipped a debate, it would be “proof he’s afraid of Trump.”

No matter what happens, MAGA has a built-in excuse ready to go.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The Philly crowd singing along to Bryson Stott's walk up song right before he hit this grand slam is objectively very cool.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

We miss you 🍑😢 @TimHortons

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Arizona: holds predraft workouts, loses 1st rounder

New Jersey: signs Ilya Kovalchuk to a contract that was legal at the time, loses 1st rounder

Chicago: covers up sexual abuse for a decade, Connor Bedard

[Sam @samanthacp_]

honestly, imagine spending the last however many decades advertising you're the toughest sport and it turns out you're a league full of grown ass dudes afraid of rainbows on jerseys lmao

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@Steve_Dangle with the way his season has gone and the fact Detroit looks like sellers, do you think the leafs could do a kerfoot and low prospect for a retained Vrana (retained of course). I still think the leafs need to target scoring depth

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@tygreenwood94 Military agreement between 2 countries works as intended “WE ARE WEAK CHILDREN WIELDING STICKS WHILE OUR NEIGHBOURS LOOK LIKE GODS”

[Flashgitz Tom & Don @FlashgitzAnims]

Maybe my favorite announcement from the Nintendo Direct

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@LightsCameraPod Borderlands or god of war

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

I have ideas and all of them are illegal

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Man builds a trebuchet

Dudes rock

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Man builds a trebuchet

Dudes rock

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@tygreenwood94 You chose hopeless!?!? Hahahaha okay I’ll read it now, that place deserves that evil

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@tygreenwood94 Off topic I just looked up your book and I have a complaint… “rural Canada”…. Mother fucker if you set/based your spooky telepathic evil spider book in/on where I think you might have… you and I might have to have words. I will never be able to read it if I’m right

[萩原幸也 ®️ @onipro]

日常の何気ない妄想。アニメーション・イラストレーターのアンチョコ・ポンチョの作品。

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

European starlings are so good at mimicry, they can even do human speech.

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

@JFreshHockey Kuzmenko? Podkolzin?

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Stuart Blythe @SBlythe17]

Does god hate the gays because he’s scared Jesus would give out the most unique handjobs?