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You're gonna sell the reward anyway, skip a step and get it in $USDC

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Someone say USDC pair? 👀

[Frank @frankdegods]

you gonna wish they paired this shit with USDC

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@frankdegods Haha hey https://t.co/uA3EiysEde

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No McDonalds, no Grindr

Cold hard cash

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No McDonalds, no Grindr

Cold hard cash

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@LaunchOnSF Money printing szn

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We made it so you can throw tomatoes at this bum
https://t.co/QrvGKSngqp $SCAM

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP crashes 99% two hours after launch.

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Hired these fellas off fiverr to walk around with some shirts

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@LaunchOnSF Most of it gets sold to USDC within a day. Skip the middleman and get it in USDC anyway. get some $SCAM

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Thats a lotta coin...

[Stonk @LaunchOnSF]

Dividends are distributed to StonkFun ecosystem token holders

To date, holders have received $27,093,439 at current value in rewards.

https://t.co/ezC05KKZOo

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@based16z Oh pick me pick me

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@pointfarmcap Sellers gonna sell. Just skip a step and get USDC anyway $SCAM

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for the broccoli hairs:

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GOOD MORNING CRYPTO TWITTER. SEND EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY

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@DumbCrayonEater Let's print https://t.co/GonMwUHw72

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for the broccoli hairs:

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yeah you're goin on the wall pal

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say.

By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP.

The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery.

But why would I ever want to support a meme coin? Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he’s ever touched. And his token was no exception.

With $TRUMP, nearly one million wallets have collectively lost ~$3.8B.
With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I am even including people that lost money on the $TRUMP grift.

30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity. Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what.

You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. $LAPTOP isn’t just about owning something, it’s about saying something.
Everybody gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country to get back up?

I've spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here's what they don't understand: the only thing they burned was my shame. They think they killed me, but instead, all they did was make me fearless.

They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token.

$LAPTOP. Because the Truth Matters.

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@CryptoCurb what if it was actual cash? https://t.co/GonMwUHw72

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for the broccoli hairs:

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And yeah we're cat-adjacent too. No he doesn't have a coin and he never will. Buy $SCAM

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12.5%. 3 months. weekly unlock. Currently these tokens don't earn USDC (more rewards for you I think). But the plan is to use them to either onboard others or eventually lock for a much longer time in a contract which *does* earn USDC which will fund other initiatives.

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🔒 125,000,000 $SCAM tokens are being vested with @Streamflow_Fi - fully locked and unlocking transparently over time.
Trustless. Transparent. On-chain.

Check it out 👇
https://t.co/tuOmRtiIo1

[Self-Custodied Automatic Money @SCAM4USDC]

🔒 125,000,000 $SCAM tokens are being vested with @Streamflow_Fi - fully locked and unlocking transparently over time.
Trustless. Transparent. On-chain.

Check it out 👇
https://t.co/tuOmRtiIo1

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for the broccoli hairs:

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we pulled every reflection payout on StonkFun for 3 straight days.

1,542,015 payments. 102,242 recipients. 15 reward assets. over $5.4M paid out.

no sampling, we counted all of it. here's what people actually do with their rewards 🧵

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stay safe out there

[Self-Custodied Automatic Money @SCAM4USDC]

we pulled every reflection payout on StonkFun for 3 straight days.

1,542,015 payments. 102,242 recipients. 15 reward assets. over $5.4M paid out.

no sampling, we counted all of it. here's what people actually do with their rewards 🧵

[Self-Custodied Automatic Money @SCAM4USDC]

full table, methodology, caveats, all of it public. we counted and we show our work:

https://t.co/WUDCecLchw

$SCAM: FAT4oViSTRx4HhER3dwJ6VZdBUjU8uSZjw2ZDcPt6BBV