Chester Copperpot

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[Chester Copperpot @SCBamaMan]

I can count on my hook how many hands I've lost.

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I lie awake at night thinking about those few months in 2015 when @spencerpratt followed me.

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Ice storms are just a made up event for bread companies to sell more bread.

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Hey guys, I’ve been told by the police that I can’t be on the playground, so my puppet show has moved behind the Arby’s.

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Even though my cat is blind, she still loves looking out the window.

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*nervously twirling phone cord*
(blushing) Not much. Wondering how I still have a phone with a cord. How about you?

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Back in my day, a December to Remember involved arson at a nearby trailer park.

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It’s good to see Nick Cannon back on top.

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Tonight’s debate is sponsored by Werther’s Original Butterscotch Candies™️.

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Crazy how we’re born with all the nipples we’re ever gonna have.

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Crazy how we’re born with all the nipples we’re ever gonna have.

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Just saw an announcement that the new stealth bomber took its first flight, so I guess it's not THAT stealthy if we already know about it.

[Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio]

Don’t feel bad if you don’t have any plans this weekend. Cats never have plans and they’re rock stars.

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@JoshMankiewicz This is how the murder hornet coverup starts.

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@Delta
- storm lifted, but first officer timed out
- finally got a new first officer, but flight attendants timed out
- sitting here waiting to get new flight attendants

Worst experience ever.

(2/2)

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@Delta this is probably the worst experience ever. We’ve been stuck at the gate for 5 hours with no communication of when we can leave.

-flight attendants were delayed getting here
- onboarding was a debacle
- took so long a storm grounded us
(1/2)

[Chester Copperpot @SCBamaMan]

In every movie, they escape through the kitchen, and none of the kitchen staff even stop what they’re doing.

Interviewer: Ok, so I’ll just skip on down to weaknesses and put “doesn’t follow directions”.

[Chester Copperpot @SCBamaMan]

If you ever think you're useless, just remember that car companies still try to sell updated navigation disks.

[oral @FuckTyping]

Hello friends guess what

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@JoshMankiewicz My watching counted the most though, right?

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

WIFE: *whispering* I’m not wearing any panties..

ME: *whispering even softer* neither am I..